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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 22, 2023 at 10:41 pm
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I know a person who is *very* proud of their PhD...in Theology...from an unaccredited Christian College.
Their dissertation was titled "Critical Thinking in the Bible". And they truly believes the bullshit in it.
When you talk to them, it becomes pretty apparent (quickly) that they've got some serious psychological issues,
and are clearly on some kind of heavy psychotropic drugs.
They, and their spouse (together) are "Christian Relationship Counselors". Yikes!
I feel sorry for them, and their delusions.
I'll have you all know, you judgmental bastards, that I happen to have a Ph.D in Theology from the University of Beccovia, which I may or may not have a 100% controlling interest in and may or may not be the only member of faculty.
Boru has a Ph.D from the same university. His is in, "The Spatial Harmonics of Kitchen Tongs in Deciphering Astrology Charts".
His dissertation went, "Give me a Ph.D or I'll publish those pictures!"
AWTY is nearly finished her Ph.D in "Using Crochet for Genocide and overthrowing State Governments".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 22, 2023 at 11:22 pm
My dad told me that Phd stands for 'Push Here Dummy'.
Of course, he was talking about cameras.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 22, 2023 at 11:37 pm
Doctors of Theology can "prove" how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, along with a long litany of other proofs, of which nobody can disprove, since they are BS to start with. When one makes shit up, it takes longer for people to scramble for facts than it takes one to make up more shit, sad to say.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 23, 2023 at 12:13 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 23, 2023 at 8:10 am
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 24, 2023 at 10:03 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 24, 2023 at 10:03 pm
Why are they ignoring the pyramid and flying saucer(s)?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 25, 2023 at 12:44 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 25, 2023 at 7:46 am
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 25, 2023 at 9:26 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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