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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 7, 2023 at 3:51 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 3:41 pm)brewer Wrote:
(July 7, 2023 at 2:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: No pun intended, right?

I love puns, of course it was intended, but I still hate menudo. Some asshole told me it was a cure for hangover. All it did was make me barf.

I think barfing is part of the cure.
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 7, 2023 at 4:56 pm (This post was last modified: July 7, 2023 at 4:57 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(July 7, 2023 at 1:47 pm)brewer Wrote: Menudo, apologies to our hispanic community, tried it a couple of times and I just can't stomach it.

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Works wonders on a hangover, though.  I don't know why...

Edit:  I was able to avoid the barfing part.
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 7, 2023 at 4:57 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 4:56 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 7, 2023 at 1:47 pm)brewer Wrote: Menudo, apologies to our hispanic community, tried it a couple of times and I just can't stomach it.

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Works wonders on a hangover, though.  I don't know why...

That's a case of the cure being worse than the disease.
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 7, 2023 at 4:58 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 3:41 pm)brewer Wrote:
(July 7, 2023 at 2:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: No pun intended, right?

I love puns, of course it was intended, but I still hate menudo. Some asshole told me it was a cure for hangover. All it did was make me barf.


Was the asshole *in the menudo*?
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 7, 2023 at 5:02 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 4:58 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 7, 2023 at 3:41 pm)brewer Wrote: I love puns, of course it was intended, but I still hate menudo. Some asshole told me it was a cure for hangover. All it did was make me barf.

Was the asshole *in the menudo*?

I failed to consult a vet/proctologist. Doh
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 7, 2023 at 5:35 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 4:58 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 7, 2023 at 3:41 pm)brewer Wrote: I love puns, of course it was intended, but I still hate menudo. Some asshole told me it was a cure for hangover. All it did was make me barf.


Was the asshole *in the menudo*?

Cheap chorizo?
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 8, 2023 at 5:10 am
Years ago on Ft. Jackson we were living in post housing. Right before Thanksgiving we had a new family move in right next door. Their kitchen was up against our kitchen...the units were mirror image of one another.

I started baking the turkey and making other food and smelled the most awful odor. I thought maybe a mouse had died under the oven and the heat was making the smell worse. I was taking things out of the drawer under the oven and from the cabinets near the oven...the smell was so bad and it kept getting worse. I finally went and got my neighbor to come over to help me figure out what was going on. She started laughing when she walked in, she recognized the smell. The new neighbors were cooking chitlins. OMG - how could you put something in your mouth that smelled that gawd-awful.

I opened all the windows but still the aroma of baking turkey was overwhelmed by the smell of chitlins. UGH.
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 8, 2023 at 1:49 pm
How about this wacky french dish. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 8, 2023 at 5:34 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 5:35 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 7, 2023 at 4:58 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Was the asshole *in the menudo*?

Cheap chorizo?

Is there anything butt?
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RE: Worst food/recipes
July 9, 2023 at 10:55 am (This post was last modified: July 9, 2023 at 10:56 am by brewer.)
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