"Damn your parents are ugly."
" Good thing you had a vasectomy"
"This is going to be a quick honeymoon".
" Don't worry lady, his life insurance is paid up and he is terminally ill."
"Don't worry groom, her life insurance is paid up and her brake lines in her car are taken care of."
"You are so hot, are you sure you want to marry him, her?"
Best man/maid of honor, " Friends share"
"I am so proud of this couple, they went to the clinic and started groundbreaking research in VD."
"I am not saying either of you are old, but you have staples in your stomachs, I saw pictures."
"That dress looks like an Avalanche went on a bender and ended up at the porcelain throne"
"That tux makes you look like Mr Gadget."
"Your wedding cake tastes like jock strap."
" Good thing you had a vasectomy"
"This is going to be a quick honeymoon".
" Don't worry lady, his life insurance is paid up and he is terminally ill."
"Don't worry groom, her life insurance is paid up and her brake lines in her car are taken care of."
"You are so hot, are you sure you want to marry him, her?"
Best man/maid of honor, " Friends share"
"I am so proud of this couple, they went to the clinic and started groundbreaking research in VD."
"I am not saying either of you are old, but you have staples in your stomachs, I saw pictures."
"That dress looks like an Avalanche went on a bender and ended up at the porcelain throne"
"That tux makes you look like Mr Gadget."
"Your wedding cake tastes like jock strap."
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