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Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding.
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Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding.
"Damn your parents are ugly."

" Good thing you had a vasectomy"

"This is going to be a quick honeymoon".

" Don't worry lady, his life insurance is paid up and he is terminally ill."

"Don't worry groom, her life insurance is paid up and her brake lines in her car are taken care of."

"You are so hot, are you sure you want to marry him, her?"

Best man/maid of honor, " Friends share"

"I am so proud of this couple, they went to the clinic and started groundbreaking research  in VD."

"I am not saying either of you are old, but you have staples in your stomachs, I saw pictures."

"That dress looks like an Avalanche went on a bender and ended up at the porcelain throne"

"That tux makes you look like Mr Gadget."

"Your wedding cake tastes like jock strap."
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#2
RE: Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding.
There's still an open slot for 8 months in the pool if anyone else wants to get in. Please see the best man.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding.
(March 8, 2021 at 6:29 pm)brewer Wrote: There's still an open slot for 8 months in the pool if anyone else wants to get in. Please see the best man.

"Anyone want to help out in the hot tub for home birth?"
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RE: Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding.
‘I’m Jack’s best man. Third time.’

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding.


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