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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 24, 2023 at 10:19 am
jebus did it to you kid, all because some toddlers, in a garden, were fooled by the ultimate evil in the universe. And even though the jebus/godiboi/holey spriit, knew this would happen, long before it happened, it is still your fault.
So, to sum up, FUCK YOU! timmy.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 24, 2023 at 6:23 pm
(December 24, 2023 at 6:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: It's Sunday you heathens, so here is a reminder of what you are missing by not going to church today
The wailing and crying is absolutely priceless!
Whatever happened to the commandment forbidding "idolatry"?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 24, 2023 at 6:24 pm
(December 23, 2023 at 12:05 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
Eve was a GINGER!?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 24, 2023 at 6:44 pm
(December 24, 2023 at 6:24 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (December 23, 2023 at 12:05 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
Eve was a GINGER!?
Why do they have navels?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 25, 2023 at 4:34 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 26, 2023 at 1:17 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 26, 2023 at 8:58 am
Jesus is an assman, hence the name Jeezass
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 26, 2023 at 11:13 am
jebus was more into talking snakes, and their forbidden fruit.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 26, 2023 at 7:08 pm
(December 25, 2023 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
I especially like the added crown of thorns, that's clearly not as old as the mummy.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 26, 2023 at 7:14 pm
(December 25, 2023 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
If this was real it would undermine the entire foundation of Christianity.
Jesus mummy means no resurrection.
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