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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 2, 2024 at 12:07 pm
Meh, I'm with Chelsea Handler one this one. I know a couchfucker when I see one, and JD is a couchfucker.
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 2, 2024 at 2:06 pm
I'm a couch fucker too. I managed to put a woman between the couch and me, though.
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 2, 2024 at 2:17 pm
Part of me wants to post that Dave Chappelle/Rick James “Fuck Yo Couch” scene, but Rule #7 forbids.
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 3, 2024 at 8:27 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 3, 2024 at 3:11 pm
Guess who's a commie.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 6, 2024 at 12:15 am
JD Vance's Wife Usha: My Husband Only Meant to Insult People Who Actively Choose Not to Have Kids, Not People Who Are Trying but Are Unsuccessful.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/jd...adies-spin
WTF?!?
More reason to vote for Kamala
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 6, 2024 at 4:20 am
Looking at the short list for Harris' running mates (Shapiro, Walz, Kelly), I can't WAIT for the VP debate.
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 6, 2024 at 8:55 am
(August 6, 2024 at 12:15 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: JD Vance's Wife Usha: My Husband Only Meant to Insult People Who Actively Choose Not to Have Kids, Not People Who Are Trying but Are Unsuccessful.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/jd...adies-spin
WTF?!?
More reason to vote for Kamala
So he only wanted to insult people making different life choices. That's all right I guess. 
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 6, 2024 at 9:07 am
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2024 at 9:31 am by Sheldon.)
(August 6, 2024 at 8:55 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: (August 6, 2024 at 12:15 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: JD Vance's Wife Usha: My Husband Only Meant to Insult People Who Actively Choose Not to Have Kids, Not People Who Are Trying but Are Unsuccessful.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/jd...adies-spin
WTF?!?
More reason to vote for Kamala
So he only wanted to insult people making different life choices. That's all right I guess. So he hates Jesus, the Pope and Mother Teresa?
FYI, I chose not to have children, I hope Harris wins a fucking landslide.
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RE: That J.D. Vance Thread
August 6, 2024 at 9:22 am
(August 6, 2024 at 9:07 am)Sheldon Wrote: (August 6, 2024 at 8:55 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: So he only wanted to insult people making different life choices. That's all right I guess. So she hates Jesus, the Pope and Mother Teresa?
FYI, I chose not to have children, I hope Harris wins a fucking landslide.
Who knows? But when publically asked he would probably backpedal some more.
I don't have opinion on Harris but I do want trump to lose. There is enough clowns in high offices.
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