What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?

[Silver]

I think about ass care almost every day.

[brewer]

I think about ass care almost every day.

Then contact him, caring for just one ass has got to be an improvement.

Do forget to embellish your resume.

[Fireball]

Having a flunky squeeze toothpaste out of a silver holder is one of less offensive things about the Royals.

Boru

I'm surprised he brushes his own teeth, don't want to think about his ass care.

Pff. He probably has a servant who will wipe his bung with silk cloths. Toilet paper has to be quite abrasive in the royal sphincter, don't you know!

[brewer]

I'm surprised he brushes his own teeth, don't want to think about his ass care.

Pff. He probably has a servant who will wipe his bung with silk cloths. Toilet paper has to be quite abrasive in the royal sphincter, don't you know!

Oh paaaalease, you know he has rhoids, whomever is getting in there with a water pik.

[Rev. Rye]

I'm surprised he brushes his own teeth, don't want to think about his ass care.

Pff. He probably has a servant who will wipe his bung with silk cloths. Toilet paper has to be quite abrasive in the royal sphincter, don't you know!

If it’s the industrial kind that may as well be actual paper, I can tell you from firsthand experience that it can be. It’s the kind that lets you know when to stop because the wiping turns from brown to red.

[Rev. Rye]

King Charles needs help to brush his teeth.

Prince of Wales “likes to have someone squeeze exactly one inch of toothpaste onto his toothbrush for him ahead of his bedtime routine.”

“But it doesn’t end there,” the author writes. “The cherry on top of this ridiculous extravagance: the toothpaste must come from a ‘crested silver dispenser.'”

https://pagesix.com/2023/11/30/royal-fam...aste-more/

As someone who’s both a lifelong Anglophile and professionally diagnosed autistic person, it’s honestly the sort of blur between hidebound Royal extravagance and likely undiagnosed autism I expect from King Charles. And, for the record, I see the autism more in things like his need for exactly one inch of toothpaste and not in needing someone else to do it, because I don’t think he’s low functioning at all. At any rate, he’s at least doing better in his kind of running Britain than Elon Musk is at running Twitter.

And as for the toilet paper, he always travels with his own.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

King Charles needs help to brush his teeth.

As someone who’s both a lifelong Anglophile and professionally diagnosed autistic person, it’s honestly the sort of blur between hidebound Royal extravagance and likely undiagnosed autism I expect from King Charles. And, for the record, I see the autism more in things like his need for exactly one inch of toothpaste and not in needing someone else to do it, because I don’t think he’s low functioning at all. At any rate, he’s at least doing better in his kind of running Britain than Elon Musk is at running Twitter.

And as for the toilet paper, he always travels with his own.

I doubt that it's anything like autism, Aspergers, etc. A much more likely explanation is that he's always been a child of almost unimaginable privilege. 

Boru

[Rev. Rye]

Could be both.

[Fake Messiah]

It is surprising that King Charles washes his teeth at all considering that he is an Englishman after all. 😉