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Snakes & Tampons
February 10, 2012 at 11:02 am
http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2...ecretions/
Scicurious amuses the hell out of me.
Quote:But we're all still HERE. So I have to think that, until there are studies proving otherwise, most other mammals, and hopefully sharks, don't really care if you're seeping a little bit of endometrium from your nether regions.
But there IS one species, apparently that DOES care.
The brown tree snake.
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RE: Snakes & Tampons
February 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Stay out of Guam.
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RE: Snakes & Tampons
February 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2012 at 1:28 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Along the same lines, Black Bears are attracted to dirty diapers...so much so that the NYS Dept of Environmental Conservation has made specific mention of them in their list of precautions to avoid creating a nuisance black bear problem.
A fun excerpt,
"Remember: Bears are attracted by smells...With the exception of ammonia, Lysol, camphor and other strong smells, everything smells like potential bear food. Remove the food attractant and you'll remove the bear."
This apparently includes juniors latest 10 sheeter....(as long as he didn't piss a lake in the damned thing)
They also mentioned that you might want to leave the radio on at night..and judging by the quality of radio recently, I completely understand where the bears are coming from.
http://www.dec.ny.gov/animals/6995.html
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RE: Snakes & Tampons
February 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Turn it to a Christian rock station and you'll drive all the animals out of the area. Unfortunately it might attract fundies.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Snakes & Tampons
February 10, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Just one more reason to be happy that I have my low maintenance male anatomy.
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RE: Snakes & Tampons
February 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm
...and local bats will recognize you as one of their own.
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