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Poll: The thing I like about this image the most is.... This poll is closed. |
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...the dead spooks look CREEPY happy. | 0 | 0% | |
...I never knew that spooks had rockets embedded in their ass holes. | 2 | 16.67% | |
...its the 21st century and the unsaved heathen is holding a fire lit lantern...LOL! | 3 | 25.00% | |
...some spooks have faster ass rockets than other spooks do. | 3 | 25.00% | |
...1 Thess 4 16-18 isnt supposed to look like THIS. It's all about the coming zombie apocalypse. | 1 | 8.33% | |
...this isnt photoshopped! The rapture has already happened and we are all left behind! | 2 | 16.67% | |
... I am a true believer and look forward to rising up in the Glory! | 1 | 8.33% | |
Total | 12 vote(s) | 100% |
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Rapture!!!
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Where is the button for "How come those graves have souls in them?"
RE: Rapture!!!
March 7, 2012 at 2:24 am
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2012 at 2:26 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(March 6, 2012 at 11:56 pm)Shell B Wrote: Where is the button for "How come those graves have souls in them?" Adventists [ at least] believe in 'the unconscious dead' (Christian mortalism) The full Wiki article is fascinating. Quote: Christian mortalism incorporates the belief that the human soul is not naturally immortal,[1][2][3][4][5] and the belief that the soul is uncomprehending during the time between bodily death and Judgment Day resurrection,[6][7][8][9][10] known as the Intermediate state. "Soul sleep" is an often pejorative term[11][12][13] so the more neutral term "materialism" was also used in the 19th century,[14] and "Christian mortalism" since the 1970s.[15][16][17][18][19][20][21] Quote:Modern Christian groups http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_mortalism
Ah, thanks for the lesson, pad. I had no idea.
Are you absolutely certain that they weren't just lighting farts?
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Ah, thanks for the lesson, pad. I had no idea. [/quote] You're welcome. I only discovered the concept recently,when looking up the history of the Adventists. I'm beginning to suspect that a lot of Christians are not all there.(not just our resident dropkicks)
Soooo.... The souls are going into space?
(March 7, 2012 at 9:21 am)Tempus Wrote: Soooo.... The souls are going into space? The bible mentions nothing about outer space. The furthest you can get is to the firmament. That solid structure in the sky called "heaven" in the book of Genesis. This firmament apparently has "windows" that god opens to cause rain. RE: Rapture!!!
March 7, 2012 at 11:55 am
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2012 at 12:03 pm by Xcentric.)
When you ignite embalming liquids the poor sods will shoot out of the ground like creepy half white half transperant lowerbodyless rocket men
Someone needs to write a book where rapture goes horribly wrong. Imagine that 'god' and his ilk are like the blue skinned, under ground carnivores in the future like in "The Time Machine". When the souls get raptured they are devoured by the heavenly host. Apparently they cannot be harvested unless they wish ardently to give themselves to god before they die. I'd pay to see this one.
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