Camping Claims Partial Rapture!

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/23...rom-earth/

In Partial Rapture, Credible Republican Candidates Vanish From Earth

As for the Biblical prophecy that those left behind after the Rapture faced “five months of Hell on Earth, Camping said, “That’s a pretty clear reference to what Newt Gingrich has in store.”