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#21
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 5:12 am
(April 18, 2012 at 10:54 am)Chuff Wrote: At least you had the good sense to shave - Check out the top review on this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Remova...B000KKNQBK

Hilarious! LOL
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#22
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 7:59 am
(April 18, 2012 at 5:52 am)Mosrhun Wrote: Well, this thread isn't nearly as fun as I had hoped it would be.

Here, let's add a point of discussion, shall we? Why do men have copious amounts of hair in their ass? What's the evolutionary purpose?

It's a dry lubricant to keep your ass from chafing.
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#23
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 11:20 am
(April 18, 2012 at 9:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Was it an "accident" like that priest with the potato up his ass?

I remember hearing from someone who worked in an ER about a guy coming in with a swimming pool noodle (long, tubular foam swimming pool toy) stuck in his rectum. Apparently he claimed that he jumped off the diving board and landed butt-first on the noodle which lodged in his anus. Uh huh. Sure. Whatever you say. Forget about the fact that the noodle would have been floating horizontally when you'd have landed on it, the fact that the water density wouldn't be strong enough to ram it up your ass and you'd have just pushed it aside, and the fact that it was rammed up your ass without you having any swimming trunks on.

People just don't want to admit that they like putting things up their asses. But I just can't fathom getting one of those foam noodles up there, since even the smallest ones are pretty big in diameter, anally-speaking.
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#24
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: April 19, 2012 at 7:54 pm by Violet.)
(April 17, 2012 at 10:28 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: I totally just shaved my ass crack. How's your night going?

Spent copious amounts of time in front of the mirror and dreading how ugly I was.

Then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

And now I feel pretty. Strange how that works Smile

So... quite well Smile
(April 18, 2012 at 6:22 pm)Tiberius Wrote: So, the lesson to take from this is to buy an electric trimmer and trim it instead?

Lesson? Shaving my full body down never made me feel anything but better Thinking

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Until it started to grow back in Dodgy
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RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 8:03 pm
You rank amatuers.....nair that shit.
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#26
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April 19, 2012 at 8:33 pm
I'd like to report that my ass is now on fire.
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#27
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 8:35 pm
I told you that a chilli would make a terrible dildo.
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RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 8:39 pm
(April 19, 2012 at 8:33 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: I'd like to report that my ass is now on fire.

Oh, that's just the start. It gets way better.





Wait, did I say better? I meant the opposite of that.
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#29
RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Wtf how do women shave their ass? This is terrible.
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RE: So
April 19, 2012 at 8:58 pm
They do? Motherfucker I got screwed again!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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