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BMW > Viagra
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BMW > Viagra
May 2, 2012 at 3:18 pm
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/897708-man-...h-erection

Who needs viagra when BMW motorbikes can give you a 20 month erection?
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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 2, 2012 at 3:20 pm
It's not the erection, but what you get to put the erection in, that counts.
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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 2, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Quote:It is a well-established fact that if an erection lasts longer than four hours, medical treatment should be sought.

What the fuck is he waiting for?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 3, 2012 at 8:48 am
Bavarian Money Wasters??

Not worth the effort. meh
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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 3, 2012 at 9:16 am
How about this for a boner inducing motorcycle...

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6.3 litres of V8 madnessCool Shades

We have a friend who has two of them.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 3, 2012 at 9:34 am
You see if that was me I'd stop bitching and get into the porn industry. Make back the cost of the bike in a week.
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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 4, 2012 at 8:32 am
What ....like these??

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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Problem: Boner won't go away.

Treatment: Fuck everything that moves.



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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm
(May 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Problem: Boner won't go away.

Treatment: Fuck everything that moves.

This is apparently what they really mean when they say "seek immediate attention for an erection lasting for more than 4 hours".

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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RE: BMW > Viagra
May 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm
Kichi

Were you a bikie moll? I've seen a few,but have never been game to speak to one,their boyfriend would probably have killed me.Tiger

I'm kidding.I'm aware of the difference between a bik-IE and a bik-ER.

My little bro used to go on runs with 'The Iroqois'. I met a lot of them. Mostly dead now,mainly from accidents;EG one bloke apparently mistook the lights of an oncoming truck for two bikes,and tried to ride between them. (really)
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