http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/897708-man-...h-erection
Who needs viagra when BMW motorbikes can give you a 20 month erection?
Who needs viagra when BMW motorbikes can give you a 20 month erection?
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/897708-man-...h-erection
Who needs viagra when BMW motorbikes can give you a 20 month erection?
It's not the erection, but what you get to put the erection in, that counts.
Quote:It is a well-established fact that if an erection lasts longer than four hours, medical treatment should be sought. What the fuck is he waiting for? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Bavarian Money Wasters??
Not worth the effort. meh "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
How about this for a boner inducing motorcycle...
6.3 litres of V8 madness We have a friend who has two of them. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
You see if that was me I'd stop bitching and get into the porn industry. Make back the cost of the bike in a week.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
What ....like these??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Problem: Boner won't go away.
Treatment: Fuck everything that moves.
Kichi
Were you a bikie moll? I've seen a few,but have never been game to speak to one,their boyfriend would probably have killed me. I'm kidding.I'm aware of the difference between a bik-IE and a bik-ER. My little bro used to go on runs with 'The Iroqois'. I met a lot of them. Mostly dead now,mainly from accidents;EG one bloke apparently mistook the lights of an oncoming truck for two bikes,and tried to ride between them. (really) |
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