Jehovahs Witness situation

[Rhizomorph13]

You should print out and hand these out to people at your school:

http://www.fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract...index.html

After all, why choose the lesser of two evils?

By the way, the "Old ones" spoken of in the tract are rugose cones from the planet Yith and they project themselves forward and backward in time to affect change to the timeline. H.P. Lovecraft and August Derleth stories are so great!

[Jackalope]

You should print out and hand these out to people at your school:

http://www.fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract...index.html

After all, why choose the lesser of two evils?

By the way, the "Old ones" spoken of in the tract are rugose cones from the planet Yith and they project themselves forward and backward in time to affect change to the timeline. H.P. Lovecraft and August Derleth stories are so great!

Exactly. Choose the greater evil. And while Cthulhu may not have a backbone per se (being an invertebrate, you see), he takes shit from no one.

[Faith No More]

"What does the Bible really teach"

Who knows? Evidenced by the disagreement among even the small amount of theists here, it is a very ambiguous book. So, the question then becomes, "Who cares?"

Not me.

[Jackalope]

My friend had a problem with JWs. They kept coming back to his flat just to "chat" every week... so he got me to answer the door one time. They never returned. >:}

See, this is the advantage to owning a flamethrower. They leave (*) quite willingly and are happy to never return.

(*) You would too, after you burst into flames.

[Rhizomorph13]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Light that same man on fire after giving him a fish and he'll have fish for the rest of his life!

[Jackalope]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Light that same man on fire after giving him a fish and he'll have fish for the rest of his life!

Or, told another way...

Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

[Rhizomorph13]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Light that same man on fire after giving him a fish and he'll have fish for the rest of his life!

Or, told another way...

Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Yes, but what does that have to do with fish. /deadpan

[Jackalope]

Yes, but what does that have to do with fish. /deadpan

My bad, I though we were talking about the virtues of problem solving via human immolation.