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RE: Out of Character Post
June 8, 2012 at 8:54 am
Satire makes great humor, reason enough.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Out of Character Post
June 8, 2012 at 9:25 am
The only problem with being a parody is sometimes fundies will paint you into a corner with so much stupid that there's nowhere to go. I mean, how can you top the latest trend of presuppositional "apologetics"?
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Out of Character Post
June 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm
(June 5, 2012 at 8:58 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: Recently, my character here was PMed by a Christian on this forum. We exchanged a few PMs back and forth before he finally went "heeeeyyyyyy...."
Please tell me it was Godschild or drich. Please.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: Out of Character Post
June 8, 2012 at 2:19 pm
No surprises there then!
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: Out of Character Post
June 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
I've mostly enjoyed watching atheists presenting counter-arguments to your points. I haven't seen such loliness, since the right honourable Lester Lolington, presided over the case of internet butthurt Vs Lulz incorporated. Keep it up, you're doing it right.
