The bible

[ThomM]

Identify the mountain you are going to move - and do it
Send is ALL the video

Unless of course YOU have no faith
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Done!

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What do you mean you don't see it?

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It's right there. I've posted it!


STUPIDITY noted.




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Well, just have faith that it's there.
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[Cyberman]

Won't that require 2 mustard seeds ?

One to move the mountain, one to put it back... yeah, you're probably right. That must be why I ran out of faith. On the other hand, would that mean I had twice as much faith as the average xtian? That's scary.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

Amazingly and against all probablilty, I just managed to find enough faith in my little shrivelled atheist heart to move Mount Everest and drop it onto the White House lawn. Luckily there was just enough faith to move it back again to where I got it from in the exact same moment in time, so nobody ever noticed. Now all my faith has been used up.

What, doesn't anyone believe me?

I believe you! PRAISE! Another hellbound atheist is saved!

...which isn't supposed to happen since there is no free will and you people are objects of wrath for the Lord on Judgment Day.

I'm going to have to pray on that.

[Cyberman]

Isn't there supposed to be more joy in Devon over one sinner that repenteth than in all the grains of sand in the eye of a camel, or something like that? Could you check the fine print on this while you're praying? Cheers.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

STUPIDITY noted.

The Lord hates facts.

1Cor 1:21-27 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

See, you use all this stupid logic and require all these facts. Faith is just believing without reason and against all reason.

I'll be on my cloud laughing at you as you're being sodomized by demons in Hell for the crime of thinking for yourself. You'll be sorry!

Praise the sweet name of Jesus!

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Isn't there supposed to be more joy in Devon over one sinner that repenteth than in all the grains of sand in the eye of a camel, or something like that? Could you check the fine print on this while you're praying? Cheers.

Well, there are MORE Bible verses that say the unbelievers are damned as predestined objects of wrath then there are that there's free will and the Lord wishes all to be saved.

I'm going with majority rule on that one.