AF Memes

[Darkstar]

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That's right, Gil, you won't. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but I'm sure you can find something more fulfilling to do with your life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Is this what happens when you get 'Darkstar withdrawl'? I don't want to think of what is going to happen the next time I have a major break...

[Gilgamesh]

Is this what happens when you get 'Darkstar withdrawl'? I don't want to think of what is going to happen the next time I have a major break...

[Jackalope]

Temporary restraining order.

Oh wait, this isn't the Word Association thread. My bad.

[KichigaiNeko]

[Silas Stingy]

That's right, Gil, you won't. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but I'm sure you can find something more fulfilling to do with your life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Cinjin]

Please be aware that the red writing is not original to Gilgamesh, but that his post was so hilarious to me, I had to put in the thoughts that I personally feel he left out.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. (and yet, I still make the time to escape from my awesome life as a professional killer to have blog fights with strangers on atheistic websites.) You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. (I have a tiny penis.) You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (and I'm warming up my go go gadget copter hat too) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. (What storm you may ask?) The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. (I can kill you in 238 ways with my bare ass.) Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (and the British Secret Service also made me a double-0 agent so that makes me an international man of mystery) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. (that's right chief, I called you kiddo immediately after telling you that I was going to rip off your head and shit down your neck)

[Annik]

Don't be so tsundere. ;3

[Cato]

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,

If this were true, you would recognize the following:

My loyalty to Country and Team is beyond reproach. I humbly serve as a guardian to my fellow Americans always ready to defend those who are unable to defend themselves. I do not advertise the nature of my work, nor seek recognition for my actions. I voluntarily accept the inherent hazards of my profession, placing the welfare and security of others before my own.

I serve with honor on and off the battlefield. The ability to control my emotions and my actions, regardless of circumstance, sets me apart from other men.

[Gilgamesh]

I didn't like prozac. Feeling like a zombie wasn't so bad but it destroyed my libido.

[Cinjin]

I actually really did find it quite funny.