"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
R. Gervais
R. Gervais
Poll: 100 Reputation Points Gotta Mean Something! This poll is closed. |
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I like Min. | 16 | 72.73% | |
I hate puppies, rainbows, the American dream, small children, sunsets and Jesus. | 6 | 27.27% | |
Total | 22 vote(s) | 100% |
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I Noticed, Did You?
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"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
R. Gervais
You have got to love Carlin!! A realist through and through !!
RE: I Noticed, Did You?
November 16, 2012 at 11:14 am
(This post was last modified: November 16, 2012 at 11:16 am by Ben Davis.)
I voted for "I hate puppies, rainbows, the American dream, small children, sunsets and Jesus".
I'm sure he'd want it that way. p.s. congrats Min or is your head now above that metaphorical parapet? p.p.s. How do I get more than 7?
Sum ergo sum
Begging....pandering..etc (oh, and reciprocity.......)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Bribery works too.
(November 16, 2012 at 11:14 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I voted for "I hate puppies, rainbows, the American dream, small children, sunsets and Jesus". Since this post, you've gotten 4 reps. Whatever you're doing works! Haha (November 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm)Annik Wrote: Since this post, you've gotten 4 reps. Whatever you're doing works! HahaLiving the dream, man... living the dream.
Sum ergo sum
This is Minimalist:
Atheist Forums vs Internet Memes I've also seen him substitute "Jesus" with "Allah" ...
Minimalist is to Christians what Chris Hansen is to internet pedophiles.
Not that there isn't a lot of overlap between the two. RE: I Noticed, Did You?
November 16, 2012 at 9:52 pm
(This post was last modified: November 16, 2012 at 9:53 pm by Cinjin.)
(November 16, 2012 at 6:20 pm)Rayaan Wrote: lol That's why you're the Best Theist Ever Rayann. I wish they made more like you! |
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