De-Motivational

[KichigaiNeko]

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A Question from an American Tourist that we received via FB message today:

Hello I have a quick question, I saw your website after a friend warned me of these bears and then saw you had more information on your facebook page.

I was in Perth City today, in WA.when I realized that I went out without vegemite and I asked a Police Officer if it was safe to be in the city without vegemite on because of the Drop Bears. He said that Drop Bears are a very real threat but you are safe in city areas without vegemite.

I was just wondering if you could back him up on this seeing as you are the experts ?

Hi *********
Yes we can confirm that the local police officer you talked to is correct. In built-up areas like the city you will be safe from Drop Bears.

***End of Messages***

Whoever that police officer was, we love you ♥
Sarge and Lieu

(If you are in serious fear of Drop Bears, please ensure you read our disclosures)

138 scallywags be enjoyin' this.

Robyn Gross ROFL......OMG I love that Police Officer....what a legend....hehehehehe
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Drop Bear Task Force D.B.T.F Stay aware Australia....
-Lieu
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Justin Guion Thank you to the Perth Police officer, it's great to see the information is getting out there
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Drop Bear Task Force D.B.T.F I hope she doesn't visit non metro areas tho... Lieu
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Robyn Gross Hopefully she bought some Vegemite
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Justin Guion I hope so too lieu but there's eyes in the skies keeping a look out
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Jacqueline Lines lmao..i love how gulliable people are when they travel here.
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Bubba Templer How do we know he wasn't a drop bear agent
'bout one turn o' yer hourglass ago via mobile · Arr! · 4

Nola Murphy You should post this on the WA police page. Great PR for WA cops.
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Luke Ashford But seriously... Drop bears are a real threat!
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Drop Bear Task Force D.B.T.F Just received a reply from the Tourist.

Hey! My friend just said the officer told her that Drop Bears are a myth and not to be stressed at al!!!!

Hi again *********
Please read our disclosures about Drop Bears, you might get a better understanding of the horrors!

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Oh lololololol, I feel rather silly now haha
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Paula Dean hahahahaha...laughed till I cried lolz
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Sue Taylor-Grills If she comes to Kalgoorlie Wapol, she'll be right
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Rosanne Tsoumbris Hahaha that police officer is a legend!
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Drop Bear Task Force D.B.T.F I don't know what to find more funny, that she was told by a Police Officer that they are real and you need Vegemite in non metro areas, or the fact that her friend didn't tell her immediately that the Officer said not to worry it's all a myth
-Lieu
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Woody Wood David Downie, Warren, Sonia, Paul, Gavin, and Samantha...I hope you are taking notes.
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Matthew Nicholson Magic!
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Sue Taylor-Grills PMSL
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Karen Napper This is the most hilarious thing ever!!! Stupid Americans. I went in and shared it with my husband.... ROFPMSL!!!
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Aaron Harvey Anyone warn her of the Crocowallaroo?
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Drop Bear Task Force D.B.T.F If you have just commented PMSL please call the national continence helpline:

http://www.continence.org.au/pages/natio...pline.html

Lol
-Lieu

National Continence Helpline · Continence Foundation of Australia
http://www.continence.org.au
Incontinence Support Forum, Incontinence Forum, children and incontinence, incon...(tharr be more)Peer into the depths
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Warren Goodall Be mind full of Hoop Snakes as vegemite doesn't work on them.
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Sue Taylor-Grills Lieu, you crack me up bwhahaha
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Brett Chromehound Howse Lmao
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Todd Withnall No one mention yowies or bunyips to this tourist. Those are my little secrets...
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Andrew Griffiths The Americans are more than welcome to be attacked by the trouser snake!
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Maryann Petruzio i know some one who lives in america and she was discussing taking a trip to australia with a relative of hers...only to have her 13yr old nephew pipe up with... "i will never go there, Everything is poisonous in Australia, even the sheep!"
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Samantha Connor Woody Wood - I ran a Dropbear edition of the paper at Jamboree. Be prepared.
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Nathan Rice oh this has made my day. Keep up the good work Sarge and Lieu
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Rachel Burgess-Jones Priceless! Love it!
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Rick Marley so original!!!! you just have to feel sorry for the yank lol roflmfao!!! ;P
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Rick Marley well dont come to Tassie then the devils will get cha lmao
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Heather Ridden Love it Ha Ha HA HA
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Heather Ridden Had to share this one
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Nathan Sebbes Nikki Sebbes Skye Heyward Louise Studds Joshua Baker
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Bill Richards Todd, don't worry about Bunyips, we're on your side. Pilot Bunyip Bill D.B.T.F. Delta Squad.
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Lindyloo Watchyagonnado Haha that is hilarious.
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[pocaracas]

Find the hidden joke

[KichigaiNeko]

Ooooo Tough one!

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[Minimalist]

[Cinjin]

just add slogan.

Don't Anger the Lil' Pussy

[KichigaiNeko]

Only In Australia

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[Cyberman]

And finally...

[KichigaiNeko]

And the weird and wonder from "Down-Under"

[Cinjin]

Hmm, the creator of that meme should probably do a quick Google search before writing. Wikipedia seems to know exactly when and how the lake turns pink.

The lake is not always pink in colour but the distinctive colour of the water changes as a result of green alga Dunaliella salina, halobacterium Halobacteria cutirubrum, and/or high concentration of brine prawn. Once the lake water reaches a salinity level greater than that of sea water, the temperature is high enough and adequate light conditions are provided; the alga begins to accumulate the red pigment beta carotene. The pink halobacteria grow in the salt crust at the bottom of the lake and the colour of the lake is a result of the balance between, D. salina and H. cutirubrum.[2]

cool fuckin place though.