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Semen, the New Weapon

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Semen, the New Weapon
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Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 1:38 pm
For your consideration:

Man Gets 18 Months in Prison for Home Invasion With Semen-Filled Squirt Gun

Quote:In news that will no doubt make you shake your head in sorrow over the general state of affairs in the world today, a Bellingham, Washington man has been sentenced to a year and a half in jail after burglarizing a home and spraying a man staying on the couch there with a squirt gun filled with semen. Yup. You read that right.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm
That's really really weird...
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm
The best part about using semen as ammo is that you can always replenish it every couple of hours free of charge.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 2:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5zPqgQ67yo
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 2:54 pm
Wow, just wow.. Big Grin
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm
A real man would've used a Super-Soaker.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm)Tonus Wrote: A real man would've used a Super-Soaker.

A real man wouldn't need one.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm
Somehow this reminds me of the ending of scary movie Big Grin
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 4:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Kayenneh.)
(March 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm)Insanity x Wrote: A real man wouldn't need one.

A real man will always need a Super-Soaker (but maybe not for semen distribution) Tongue
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Just sent a copy to Nash from What the Fuck is Wrong With You?

I'd love to see how he and Tara riff on this story.

Also, this reminds me of something from a story I've been reading:
Quote:BAM SLANG BOOM SHIKOWPOP! ronan sttrded 2 float nd glow a terible blak blue glow nd his dick stated 2 get so hgard it ripped thru his pants. "ITSSSS HAPENINGGGGGG!" said the gray herdd man as he pulld bak his glases. "ves! VES! VUAGAHAA!" laffed the vil nazi germa wpman. light blated tha erth nd tons of flaming blu cum cmame from ronans dick nd swept ovr da world nd destoryvd evry1 nd ervtying excpt 4 stuff behind da forcielf nd ten once all tjha cum had been draind rona stoppd glopwin nd fell bak down.
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