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Semen, the New Weapon

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Semen, the New Weapon
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Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 1:38 pm
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm
That's really really weird...
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm
The best part about using semen as ammo is that you can always replenish it every couple of hours free of charge.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 2:53 pm
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 2:54 pm
Wow, just wow.. Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm
A real man would've used a Super-Soaker.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm)Tonus Wrote: A real man would've used a Super-Soaker.

A real man wouldn't need one.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm
Somehow this reminds me of the ending of scary movie Big Grin
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 4:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Kayenneh.)
(March 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm)Insanity x Wrote: A real man wouldn't need one.

A real man will always need a Super-Soaker (but maybe not for semen distribution) Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Just sent a copy to Nash from What the Fuck is Wrong With You?

I'd love to see how he and Tara riff on this story.

Also, this reminds me of something from a story I've been reading:
Quote:BAM SLANG BOOM SHIKOWPOP! ronan sttrded 2 float nd glow a terible blak blue glow nd his dick stated 2 get so hgard it ripped thru his pants. "ITSSSS HAPENINGGGGGG!" said the gray herdd man as he pulld bak his glases. "ves! VES! VUAGAHAA!" laffed the vil nazi germa wpman. light blated tha erth nd tons of flaming blu cum cmame from ronans dick nd swept ovr da world nd destoryvd evry1 nd ervtying excpt 4 stuff behind da forcielf nd ten once all tjha cum had been draind rona stoppd glopwin nd fell bak down.
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