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The Faith Tones

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The Faith Tones
Joe Bloe Offline
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The Faith Tones
November 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm
[Image: And-Jesus-Said-Unto-Faith-Tones-Aw-Hell-Naw_500x500.jpg]
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RE: The Faith Tones
November 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm
AArghhhh!
Only sheep need a shepherd.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The Faith Tones
November 29, 2009 at 6:49 pm
My eyes are burning!!!

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RE: The Faith Tones
November 29, 2009 at 8:02 pm
No, really, that's some guys made up to look like VERY unattractive women, right?
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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RE: The Faith Tones
November 30, 2009 at 5:04 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2009 at 5:07 am by Violet.)
(November 29, 2009 at 8:02 pm)Rhage Wrote: No, really, that's some guys made up to look like VERY unattractive women, right?

Probably... but male or female: It makes you wonder just what they mean by "Jesus use me"...

Wiki doesn't know who they are.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: The Faith Tones
November 30, 2009 at 5:48 am
I've heard they had a follow-up hit: Come Inside Me Jesus

On a sidetrack:
Jimmy Swaggert sings Jesus Use Me on his album: I Surrender All
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RE: The Faith Tones
December 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm (This post was last modified: December 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm by Rhizomorph13.)
It certainly gives new meaning to the phrase, "get down on your knees and pray."

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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The Faith Tones
December 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Pray, even the son of God likes "a good lay". lol.

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RE: The Faith Tones
December 1, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Or how about this one:

Get on your knees, and thank GOD you can stand.
Freedom is the ability to march to the beat of a different drummer without fear of retribution. Secularone

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binny Offline
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RE: The Faith Tones
December 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Holy shit. I have never seen anything like that.
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