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An Invitation

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An Invitation
Faith No More Offline
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#11
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 2:44 pm
My invisible pink unicorn can kick your celestial teapot's ass.
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#12
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 3:20 pm
(May 30, 2013 at 2:44 pm)Faith No More Wrote: My invisible pink unicorn can kick your celestial teapot's ass.

Yeah? But can you prove it?

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Angrboda Offline
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#13
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 3:29 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Angrboda.)



I have some very fine teas. Would you like to try a cup?

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Gilgamesh Offline
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#14
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 3:35 pm
This is actually how it happened.


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The Skeletal Atheist Offline
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#15
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 5:33 pm
(May 30, 2013 at 2:44 pm)Faith No More Wrote: My invisible pink unicorn can kick your celestial teapot's ass.

FOOL! The Celestial Teapot has no ass to kick! Your invisible pink unicorn is absurd, everyone who has a working braincell can see that the Celestial Teapot is the one and only truth.
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little_monkey Offline
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#16
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2013 at 5:39 pm by little_monkey.)
Your teapot might not have an ass but the flying spaghetti monster can crunch it with its superpowerful eight tentacles. You're no freaking match.
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The Skeletal Atheist Offline
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#17
RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 5:44 pm
(May 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Your teapot might not have an ass but the flying spaghetti monster can crunch it with its superpowerful eight tentacles. You're no freaking match.
Hah! The Celestial Teapot will boil that false deity into nothing!
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2013 at 5:48 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Well, if anything is a sin, overcooked pasta would be high on the list. Do not mock My God in such a manner!
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm
(May 30, 2013 at 5:44 pm)The Skeletal Atheist Wrote:
(May 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Your teapot might not have an ass but the flying spaghetti monster can crunch it with its superpowerful eight tentacles. You're no freaking match.
Hah! The Celestial Teapot will boil that false deity into nothing!

You can't boil anything in outer space -- no oxygen, no fire. You're screwed.
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm
I have a sneaky suspicion that Skeletal just might be the Antipasto himself for spreading such heresy.. Dodgy
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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