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An Invitation
The Skeletal Atheist Offline
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An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Oh ye who don't believe, have you not heard of the majesty of the Celestial Teapot? Repent now and be saved! All you have to do is read the Holy Tea Leaf Manifesto and accept, in your heart, the fact that there is a teapot somewhere in the asteroid belt. Do that and you will enter a hereafter where the righteous enjoy the best blends of tea imaginable. Refuse to do this and you will enter a hereafter where the damned only have stale tea.
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Bertrand, is that you?
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 12:25 pm
[Image: Spaghetti_Monster.jpg]

The FSM rules here.....and he hates tea!
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Sorry, I'm a coffee man.
MY BOOKS: https://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Palazzo/e/B07L44H19P

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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 12:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2013 at 12:35 pm by The Skeletal Atheist.)
(May 30, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: Spaghetti_Monster.jpg]

The FSM rules here.....and he hates tea!

That abomination is a corruption of the original texts. The Celestial Teapot is the original of originals and the truest of trues.
(May 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Sorry, I'm a coffee man.

Blasphemy! If I had it my way you would be boiled in he stalest of teas, as is custom in my homeland for wretches like you.
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 1:26 pm
Quote:That abomination is a corruption of the original texts. The Celestial Teapot is the original of originals and the truest of trues.


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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Cato silently opens up for business:

[Image: th?id=H.4508484036199673&pid=1.7&w=291&h=188&c=7&rs=1]
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 2:18 pm
(May 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm)cato123 Wrote: Cato silently opens up for business:

[Image: th?id=H.4508484036199673&pid=1.7&w=291&h=188&c=7&rs=1]

Pardon me, sir, but how much for a rock?
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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Pardon me, sir, but how much for a rock?
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One of these will suffice:

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RE: An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 2:26 pm
(May 30, 2013 at 2:18 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(May 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm)cato123 Wrote: Cato silently opens up for business:

[Image: th?id=H.4508484036199673&pid=1.7&w=291&h=188&c=7&rs=1]

Pardon me, sir, but how much for a rock?

I have some very good quality rocks from the mountains of the south of Portugal!
Only 1k€ per 1kg + shipping and handling!
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