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Stuck on my door
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Quote:Christian Orgies!

Can you imagine how boring? The missionary position everywhere you look.
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 4:39 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2013 at 4:40 pm by Tartarus Sauce.)
(June 12, 2013 at 3:33 pm)Savannahw Wrote: Christian Orgies!

I can see the party taglines now: "On hands and knees 4 Jizzus."
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 5:27 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Quote:Although we cannot understand how, God said my sins and your sins were laid upon Jesus and He died in our place. He became our substitute. It is true. God cannot lie.

In other words, Jesus died for our sins, so let's get our money's worth!

When we visited Virginia Beach one night we were walking down the strip and a bunch of church group kids were handing out Chick tracts to everyone they saw. What a lame way to convert people to your religion. They weren't even some of the better Chick tracts.
(June 12, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: I can see the party taglines now: "On hands and knees 4 Jizzus."

How about "Get on your knees, Jesus is coming!"
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 5:34 pm
(June 12, 2013 at 5:27 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: When we visited Virginia Beach one night we were walking down the strip and a bunch of church group kids were handing out Chick tracts to everyone they saw. What a lame way to convert people to your religion. They weren't even some of the better Chick tracts.

On your way to the strip you most likely passed within 10 feet of my old place. *sighs* I miss my beach pad.
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 6:37 pm
Reminded me of this.

Warning: Naughty language inside.


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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 6:40 pm
I have trouble deciphering that tract. Why you bothered trying surprises me. If it wasn't 'of it's time' it certainly isn't for this time. Either that or I'm living in some future world compared to yours.
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm
What bothers me about JW's is when their children are brought along. I feel sorry for the children.
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 7:20 pm
(June 12, 2013 at 11:52 am)Faith No More Wrote: Plus, while all Christian arguments eventually fail in my eyes, I do enjoy the fact that some are more sophisticated than others, and I figured that since this is the message the printers want to spread, they'll bring their "A" game.

[Emphasis added by SW]

That’s where you got yourself in trouble bud.
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RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 7:53 pm
They don't have an "A game." All they have is the same old shit.
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#20
RE: Stuck on my door
June 12, 2013 at 8:45 pm
(June 12, 2013 at 6:40 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: I have trouble deciphering that tract. Why you bothered trying surprises me.

Shits and giggles combined with masochistic tendencies.
(June 12, 2013 at 7:20 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: That’s where you got yourself in trouble bud.

Why shouldn't I have expected them to put out their best argument, or are you saying that they don't have an "A" game to begin with?
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