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AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 9:59 pm
It makes its way like influenza. In random places it just kind of pokes his little AF face out and says hello. Have you noticed?
I saw AF in my office dart board.
Here, too...
(Spanish speaking church)
Here...
And here...
More to come... If we happen to see AF in other random places.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:05 pm
One wonders why you'd want numbing mints for oral sex.
...but that's just me.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:06 pm
Hope this doesn't count as vandalism.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:08 pm
Lol nope. I took the evidence with me.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:10 pm
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(August 10, 2013 at 10:08 pm)Ivy Wrote: Lol nope. I took the evidence with me.
Oh, great. Then I guess I should clean off the message written in poop I left in that bathroom stall just now...
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:15 pm
I have to go to churches, schools, parks, everywhere with my clients. So, I will keep an eye out every time a client leaves a bathroom stall. You never know. AF might be there, too.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:21 pm
Do you swallow the mints, Ivy?
Just curious...
(What kind of clients do you have, Madam?)
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:25 pm
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You suck on the mints so sucking doesn't make you gag. You should try it
I am a mentor for children and young adults with behavioral challenges. lol Ironic, huh?
oh, and yes, after the mints have been sucked, you may swallow if you like.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 10:55 pm
There are extra mints for that available at a sexshop?
My ex just used regular mints.
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RE: AF is everywhere!
August 10, 2013 at 11:03 pm
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Chocolate and berry flavors. Yes. Right next to the vibrator pens and tickle feathers.
This thread lost its purpose.
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