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I am Jesus
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I am Jesus
August 28, 2013 at 12:42 pm
Since my facial hair is growing out, I decided to share a little satirical blasphemy.

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RE: I am Jesus
August 28, 2013 at 1:07 pm
For your first miracle - change water into piss.
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RE: I am Jesus
August 28, 2013 at 11:36 pm
Since I am partaking of the spirits tonight, that will not be a problem.
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RE: I am Jesus
August 29, 2013 at 1:06 am




Hail Messiah!
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RE: I am Jesus
August 29, 2013 at 7:48 am
No!

I'm Jesus!!!
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: I am Jesus
August 29, 2013 at 7:59 am
You are too white to be Jesus Big Grin
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RE: I am Jesus
August 29, 2013 at 10:27 am
Ahem...
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 12:59 am
(August 29, 2013 at 10:27 am)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: Ahem...

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Why Won't God Heal Amputees ? 

Oči moje na ormaru stoje i gledaju kako sarma kipi  Tongue
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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 1:05 pm
(August 30, 2013 at 12:59 am)FifthElement Wrote:
(August 29, 2013 at 10:27 am)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: Ahem...

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The funniest scene with the Jesus is when he yells, "What's this day of rest bullshit?!" The irony of hearing a character named Jesus saying it just cracks me up.
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm
What wtf dude, why dont u heal amputees
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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