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I'm Jack's... profile forum.
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 2:47 pm
Welcome, Bio Smile
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 2:49 pm
Hiya Bio and welcome to AF! ^_^

I loved the 'Fight Club' reference Big Grin
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 3:07 pm
Don't talk about Fight Club.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 3:36 pm
(October 2, 2013 at 3:07 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Don't talk about Fight Club.

What about "Fart Club"?
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 3:41 pm
Bem-vindo ao fórum ! (For non-Portuguese speakers : Welcome to the forum !).
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 3:50 pm
Definitely don't talk about Fart Club.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 4:25 pm (This post was last modified: October 2, 2013 at 4:25 pm by pocaracas.)
(October 2, 2013 at 3:41 pm)viocjit Wrote: Bem-vindo ao fórum ! (For non-Portuguese speakers : Welcome to the forum !).

tb és tuga?
(for non-portuguese speakers: U tugue 2?)
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 2, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Grandest of welcomes. I envy your beautiful women Smile
No creator in the heavens above (I am the lightning)
Rest your weary mind
No demons in the furnace below (I am the frenzy)
I have realized I AM GOD
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 3, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Hey you all, thank you very much!

I think that I didn't got all the jokes (maybe they're on me, that's why), but that's ok!

(October 2, 2013 at 12:58 pm)Ivy Wrote: You are cool. Stay with us. Say hello to Patricia for me. She lives in brazil. Nice body. Won't be hard for you to spot her. Oh wait...

Welcome Big Grin

I've said hello to five Patricias with a nice body until now. None of them know you, Ivy. All of them called me weirdo.

(October 2, 2013 at 1:00 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: If you are brazillian does that mean you are essentially a small sliver of hair?

Welcome.
One of the jokes that I did not get. Small sliver of hair? Blanka? Neymar?
(October 2, 2013 at 1:30 pm)Ivy Wrote: And do you participate in football (soccer)?
In fact I’m a rugby player, but a huge fan of Santos Futebol Clube, too!
(October 2, 2013 at 1:53 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(October 2, 2013 at 12:55 pm)Bio Wrote: all I know about your language I’ve learned from hardcore

Then we'll just ignore the "Uhh, uhh, oh yeah baby" comments.

Welcome.

Hardcore songs, man! You can skip the “fuck the system” comments!
(October 2, 2013 at 1:00 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: If you are brazillian does that mean you are essentially a small sliver of hair?

I think that means fully bald. *edit* Oh wait, just looked it up, a small landing strip is possible.

Still working on a theory. Brazilians and quimiotherapy, maybe?

(October 2, 2013 at 2:03 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Bem vindo, or Welcome (for those less fortunate), from the south-west corner of Europe, aka, Portugal! Wink

Ah.... porn, dominate, language... The perfect combo!
Muito obrigado, gajo! Sabes do que se trata a piada com a falta de cabelo? hahahaha
(October 2, 2013 at 2:11 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 2, 2013 at 12:55 pm)Bio Wrote: Hello, folks.

Well, first of all, I would like to apologize for my bad (VERY BAD) english. I'm brazilian and all I know about your language I’ve learned from hardcore and ska songs, films and series, so... I hope everyone understands what I'm trying to say on my posts. I assume Google tradutor won't help me here.

My name's Fábio, but you can call me Bio. I'm a member of the "Liga Humanista Secular" a group of people here in Brazil that tries to spread secular values on our society.
Hope to interact with you and discover what you guys think about atheism and related subjects.

Probably I’ll be using a lot of phrases that you know from fictional characters. That’s the better way I know to communicate when you don’t dominate the language.

So... hasta la vista, babies! May the force be with you.

So Former President George DUBYA Bush was at his desk in the White House. Suddenly his chief of staff rushed in and said " A plane full of Brazilians crashed"

Bush paused for a second and asked, "How many are in a Brazilian?"

Sad to say on behalf of my country, yes, he was our president.

ANYWHO, be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
RIOT!

(October 2, 2013 at 2:49 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Hiya Bio and welcome to AF! ^_^

I loved the 'Fight Club' reference Big Grin

Thank you. And what is Fight Club? Wink

(October 2, 2013 at 4:27 pm)Heir Apparent Wrote: Grandest of welcomes. I envy your beautiful women Smile
Thank you! And I envy the men who gets them all.  hahaha
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RE: I'm Jack's... profile forum.
October 3, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Welcome.

Nice to see that as soon as you say your English is not good everyone makes complicated puns.

Just so you know:

A Brazilian is the term we use for a woman's shaven pubic area that leaves a small thin strip above the vagina.
Fight club is a film where the rule was "You don't talk about fight club"
Fart Club is a joke.

I also envy your beautiful women in Brazil and, of course, your football.

After the introduction things should get a bit easier.
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