The Law Is A Ass - Dickens

[Minimalist]

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http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013101...GNS81.html

FINDLAY, Ohio (AP) - A man who disappeared decades ago is finding out there's no easy way to come back from the dead.

Donald Miller Jr. went to court this week to ask a county judge to reverse a 1994 ruling that declared him legally dead after he had vanished from his home eight years earlier. But the judge turned down his request, citing a three-year time limit for changing a death ruling.

Hancock County Probate Court Judge Allan Davis called it a "strange, strange situation."

"We've got the obvious here. A man sitting in the courtroom, he appears to be in good health," said Davis, who told Miller the three-year limit was clear.

"I don't know where that leaves you, but you're still deceased as far as the law is concerned," the judge said.

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Reminds me of what happened here during the 1980s. Back then Austria had a very leftwing goverment and it was a golden age for being employed by the state. One of the companies owned by the state and still owned by the state was the national rail services.
During the end of the 1980s a male corpse was found in an appartment in Vienna, turned out that he had been dead for 9 years and that he use to be eployed by the national rail company.

But despite never showing up at work for 9 years because he was dead, the company still payed his paychecks each payday, invested in his pention fund and didnt fire him.

[Minimalist]

Telecommuting?

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http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013101...GNS81.html

FINDLAY, Ohio (AP) - A man who disappeared decades ago is finding out there's no easy way to come back from the dead.

Donald Miller Jr. went to court this week to ask a county judge to reverse a 1994 ruling that declared him legally dead after he had vanished from his home eight years earlier. But the judge turned down his request, citing a three-year time limit for changing a death ruling.

Hancock County Probate Court Judge Allan Davis called it a "strange, strange situation."

"We've got the obvious here. A man sitting in the courtroom, he appears to be in good health," said Davis, who told Miller the three-year limit was clear.

"I don't know where that leaves you, but you're still deceased as far as the law is concerned," the judge said.

I'm not one to advocate Christianity, but if ever there was a guy who needed to be born again, it's this one.

[Chas]

Telecommuting?

Necrocommuting?

[Doubting Thomas]

[Cato]

The irony is thick and amusing; however, this fucker can stay legally dead until he pays his back child support.