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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 2:38 am
(November 12, 2013 at 2:08 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is The Lighthouse for ships lost in a sea of misery and woe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADlAc-NsDng
As far as I'm concerned he is the one that put us there. If islam and christianity never happened we would have a much better world.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 5:48 am
Jesus, in spanish, is Hey-Zeus
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 8:36 am
Jesus is that itch you can't scratch....
....that turns out to have been a flesh eating bacteria.
Jesus is just all right with me.....
.....it's his fucking asswank fan club that is fucked up.
Lion IRC: "I hear you knocking, but you can't come in!" (....because I built my home with no logical path of ingress or egress that might grant entrance or exit.)
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 12:52 pm
(This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 12:54 pm by Bipolar Bob.)
A legendary figure. A composite character created out of layers of mythological, legendary and some historical figures. So Jesus is kinda like an onion
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 1:01 pm
...sesuj backwards, which actually doesn't exist on Wikipedia.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 2:12 pm
Jesus is ignorance.
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