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Jesus is ______.
MitchBenn Offline
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#151
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm
Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(November 11, 2013 at 8:33 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the answer to everything.
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#152
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 3:11 pm
(November 12, 2013 at 2:19 pm)MitchBenn Wrote: Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(November 11, 2013 at 8:33 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is the answer to everything.

Shaft - I think - was he Jesus too?
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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#153
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 3:14 pm
What is a man? A dirty pile of Jesus!
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Walking Void Away
Start asking how. Stop asking why.
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#154
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 3:16 pm
I fucked up, so now I have to repost:

Jesus is mental masturbation...

[Image: Naruto-Gifs-naruto-31676176-500-370.gif]

...with some assistance.
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#155
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 3:37 pm
(November 12, 2013 at 3:16 pm)Walking Void Wrote: I fucked up, so now I have to repost:

Jesus is mental masturbation...

[Image: Naruto-Gifs-naruto-31676176-500-370.gif]

...with some assistance.
It screwed up agian
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#156
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 3:39 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 1:23 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://jesus-is.org/

Please write what you filled in the blank, below.
Have fun, I wrote jesus s coming.

Jesus is punchin' bitches in the cooter because THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Walking Void Away
Start asking how. Stop asking why.
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#157
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 4:11 pm
Is there an image, Lemon?
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Bipolar Bob Offline
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#158
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 7:49 pm
(November 12, 2013 at 1:20 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is found in the House of The Rising Son.

A whorehouse? Way to go Jesus!!!
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#159
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 8:25 pm
exists only in the
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSd2d5rwPE
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#160
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 8:27 pm
Jesus is mowing my lawn.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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