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Jesus is ______.
Brian37 Offline
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#181
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 14, 2013 at 10:49 am
(November 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 4:25 pm)Walking Void Wrote: And Christ is fucking Jesus.

I hope it's consensual

You'd hate to fuck yourself without your own consent.
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#182
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 14, 2013 at 2:03 pm
(November 14, 2013 at 10:49 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: I hope it's consensual

You'd hate to fuck yourself without your own consent.

That would be tricky
but I'm someone has managed.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#183
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 15, 2013 at 4:08 am
(November 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 4:25 pm)Walking Void Wrote: And Christ is fucking Jesus.

I hope it's consensual

Jesus is saving you from yourself whether you want him to or not, and no one can stop him before he saves again.
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#184
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 15, 2013 at 9:43 am (This post was last modified: November 15, 2013 at 9:44 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(November 15, 2013 at 4:08 am)apophenia Wrote:
(November 13, 2013 at 4:37 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: I hope it's consensual

Jesus is saving you from yourself whether you want him to or not, and no one can stop him before he saves again.



One time Jesus kept using "Save As..." on me and there were like 15 of me running around.
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#185
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 15, 2013 at 10:03 am
(November 15, 2013 at 9:43 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(November 15, 2013 at 4:08 am)apophenia Wrote: Jesus is saving you from yourself whether you want him to or not, and no one can stop him before he saves again.



One time Jesus kept using "Save As..." on me and there were like 15 of me running around.

Dude... welcome back! We missed you!
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#186
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 15, 2013 at 10:14 am
Jesus is the most widely discussed figure in all of history, whose existence can't be proven.
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