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Atheists in foxholes monument.
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 Quote: Quote:Holy crap, that guys something or other is about two-thirds the length of his upper arm. Relax. I think that's Osiris. The phallus is a prosthesis made for him by Isis. It worked just fine too;they produced Horus. A neat trick,seeing Osiris was kind of dead at the time. 
   (February 19, 2010 at 2:39 am)Shell B Wrote: You got it, Min. That may seem "large" in relation to the picture... but to be honest: 2/3 the length of the upper arm isn't anything atypical... Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
No, I'm just well hung. Lol.
I should have known that would turn into penis boasting.
 I feel bad for your girlfriend's (note the assumption) cervix.
RE: Atheists in foxholes monument.
February 19, 2010 at 5:06 pm
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2010 at 5:07 pm by Violet.)
(February 19, 2010 at 2:59 pm)Tiberius Wrote: No, I'm just well hung. Lol. This... from an Englishman? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 RE: Atheists in foxholes monument.
February 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm by Ashes1995.)
seriously that is freakishly huge, it would hurt, theres nothing to boast about
Vampires will never hurt you.......
RE: Atheists in foxholes monument.
February 19, 2010 at 6:40 pm
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2010 at 6:40 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Australian men do not boast about penis size,that's considered gay.---and Australia is one of the more homophobic countries in the world.
Instead we have a bunch of activities used to prove a guy is NOT gay,such as poofter (gay) bashing, and Australian Rules football. The only ball game where you kick the ball if you can't kick the man. Gridiron is seen to be a bit wimpy. ( all that padding). In Aussie rules, concussions, corked thighs, spinal injuries and the occasional fatality are all part of the charm. Aussie rules players are much admired for their virile behaviour off the field; getting drunk and urinating in public,glassing their girlfriend,that kind of thing. Of course the use of steroids is strictly forbidden and unknown. If not a thug or athletic, a young Aussie bloke buys a car,pimps it and behaves stupidly in it until he is killed, kills some one else, or grows out of the stupidity (usually around age 40)
http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/min.htm
Ah. Min is a fertility god. I guess that explains the big pecker? |
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