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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:45 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:43 pm)Insanity Wrote: (February 5, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Ivy Wrote: Futile's hell: she has to eat steak off of fat men's bellies for eternity.
You have a sick mind 
I do. Your comment made me horny.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:46 pm
Ivy. You really are bacon, and they will drool. Among other things.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:50 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Ivy. You really are bacon, and they will drool. Among other things.
Oh yeah? Well... your nieces will tie you up to a pole, and then preach to you while NAKED for eternity. Bam!
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:52 pm
Ivy Wrote:I do. Your comment made me horny.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:52 pm
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 hock: That is just so much nope, right off the bat! I suppose they wouldn't be the real Hailey and Rachel, assuming they were good christian girls.
Insanity will be forever surrounded by boring people speaking in monotone. Stuck in a small room hearing the same conversation.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:52 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Insanity will be forever surrounded by boring people speaking in monotone. Stuck in a small room hearing the same conversation.
Stuck talking to myself for eternity?! Noooooooooooooo!!
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 10:32 pm
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(February 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm)Insanity Wrote: (February 5, 2014 at 9:52 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Insanity will be forever surrounded by boring people speaking in monotone. Stuck in a small room hearing the same conversation.
Stuck talking to myself for eternity?! Noooooooooooooo!!
Insanity's hell: He's mute. His hands have no feeling. Two hot individuals are going at it in front of him and each time he is about to have satisfaction (which takes a while due to no hands), the hotties disappear and a naked Bill O'Reilly pops up masturbating. Bill then procedes to jizz on Insanity's hands, which he can't move. For eternity.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 10:46 pm
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Ivy must eat bacon constantly. Every day. Hot off the fryer. Surrounded by water, but unable to reach.
Actually I don't know how picky you are about bacon or any other food, but a food related hell for me would be foods prepared so that they look wonderful, but it's the wrong brand, or it's not prepared the way I like it. Just something that looks mouth watering, but actually tastes bad to my taste buds.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 11:02 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Ivy must eat bacon constantly. Every day. Hot off the fryer. Surrounded by water, but unable to reach.
Actually I don't know how picky you are about bacon or any other food, but a food related hell for me would be foods prepared so that they look wonderful, but it's the wrong brand, or it's not prepared the way I like it. Just something that looks mouth watering, but actually tastes bad to my taste buds.
Lol how sad. All you know about me is bacon. What about sex?
Chad hell: licking the feet of duck dynasty cast for eternity. They looked delicious, but were awful in reality. 
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 11:06 pm
I'm kind of trying to avoid the sex thing, but I guess roaming a hotel feeling insatiably horny, but the hotel is packed with men.
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