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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 2:29 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 3:24 pm
(February 14, 2014 at 9:12 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: For lovers of Terry Pratchett ...by Paul Kidby
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I believe this is fashioned on the model of a famous Pre-Raphaelite painting. I'd have to look up the details, but that's what comes to mind.

(Pre-Raphaelites ftw!)
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 4:58 pm
(February 14, 2014 at 10:13 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: 1794521_621210367953452_29288228_n.png]

I have vodka.

Boy, do I have vodka.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 5:17 pm
(February 16, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 14, 2014 at 10:13 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: 1794521_621210367953452_29288228_n.png]

I have vodka.

Boy, do I have vodka.

Vodka is diseased urine from the last fornicator in hell.

Single malt is the true path. Turn from your apostasy before its too late!

If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 5:24 pm
(February 16, 2014 at 5:17 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Vodka is diseased urine from the last fornicator in hell.

Yeah, but just think how concentrated it is by that point.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 8:15 pm
(February 16, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 14, 2014 at 10:13 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: 1794521_621210367953452_29288228_n.png]

I have vodka.

Boy, do I have vodka.

I have Lemons!

Party time!
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 8:19 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 9:31 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
February 16, 2014 at 11:13 pm
One for our latest intake of beliebers believers, methinks:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 17, 2014 at 9:48 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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