Selfish

[bennyboy]

It's a standing joke that I am as well prepared for a zombie apocalypse as it's possible to be in the UK. I have a substantial store of dried and tinned food in my loft (my pandemic supply), 4 longbows, one recurve bow compound bow, one horsebow, two crossbows a wide selection of martial arts weaponry including a katana and a wide variety of throwing knives, the use of which I am quite proficient in.

Party at mine!

If I were you, I'd almost be HOPING for zombie apocalypse. I mean, if you have a grand piano, you want a chance to play it, right?

[Chad32]

If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I'd want as many friends as possible to watch my back. Pobably invest in protective wear as well. No more short sleeve shirts. Make for colder climate.

That trust could get you killed.

Being alone and abandoning potential allies at the first sign of trouble could get me killed too. I'm a social animal, so I'll risk having company.

[Jacob(smooth)]

It's a standing joke that I am as well prepared for a zombie apocalypse as it's possible to be in the UK. I have a substantial store of dried and tinned food in my loft (my pandemic supply), 4 longbows, one recurve bow compound bow, one horsebow, two crossbows a wide selection of martial arts weaponry including a katana and a wide variety of throwing knives, the use of which I am quite proficient in.

Party at mine!

If I were you, I'd almost be HOPING for zombie apocalypse. I mean, if you have a grand piano, you want a chance to play it, right?

Ummmm...

Lil bit, yeah.

[c172]

I thought this was a thread about shellfish. I apparently need to get my eyes chacked.

[No_God]

Mmmmm shellfish.

[Marsellus Wallace]

I think its being reasonable , If one falls the other goes to help him , then probably they both get to be eaten by zombies (if they are the eating version of zombies )

But if its a girl , i'll for sure go rescue her , so she falls in love with me and be my gf

[KUSA]

So I just finished having a conversation with my friend Becky, we were discussing The Walking Dead. She said I'm sociopathic because I told her if either scenario happened

A: crowd of walkers

I'm ditching her

B: she falls

I won't look back

C: she gets infected

I'm going to poison her soup, then shoot her

You would be like Shane shooting Otis so they would eat him while he ran away.

[BrokenQuill92]

So I just finished having a conversation with my friend Becky, we were discussing The Walking Dead. She said I'm sociopathic because I told her if either scenario happened

A: crowd of walkers

I'm ditching her

B: she falls

I won't look back

C: she gets infected

I'm going to poison her soup, then shoot her

You would be like Shane shooting Otis so they would eat him while he ran away.

If there's already a crowd I'm not going to shoot him I'm just going to ditch him if he can't keep up

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Bottom line I love my friends and family but I am not willing to die for them

And if I had to make the painful choice of killing them it would be in the most pain free way I could think of

Zombie Apocalypse: Me First

[bennyboy]

I think its being reasonable , If one falls the other goes to help him , then probably they both get to be eaten by zombies (if they are the eating version of zombies )

But if its a girl , i'll for sure go rescue her , so she falls in love with me and be my gf

What's the difference between your new gold-digging girlfriend and a zombie? A: The zombie is interested in you for your brains.

[Marsellus Wallace]

I think its being reasonable , If one falls the other goes to help him , then probably they both get to be eaten by zombies (if they are the eating version of zombies )

But if its a girl , i'll for sure go rescue her , so she falls in love with me and be my gf

What's the difference between your new gold-digging girlfriend and a zombie? A: The zombie is interested in you for your brains.

I think its a pretty good deal still , I would only save her for the later-on-sex anyway........if she's hot tho