Religion is Fuckery!

[truthBtold]

M.C. ------!!

[Phatt Matt s]

Nope.

Please let me know gentle reader what I must avoid so as to not be banned from grazing on the righteousness of a forum that radiates a most sparkling light...

... cut off from my font of sustenance.hock:

Do this that I might prove to thee that I'm not a troll but a law abiding gentleman with a feather in his cap

[Darkstar]

Please let me know gentle reader what I must avoid so as to not be banned from grazing on the righteousness of a forum that radiates a most sparkling light...

... cut off from my font of sustenance.hock:

*cough* *cough* *cough*

[Phatt Matt s]

*cough* *cough* *cough*

Are you saying my days are numbered?

Do you predict my end is near?

I love you all! Please hold on to me tight and never let go!

Tell me my presence is appreciated by someone !

...that I might be spared from the Gulag...I'm improving...I promise...

Leprosy doesn't go away overnight you know.

But...it's getting better...Right?

[Darkstar]

*cough* *cough* *cough*

Are you saying my days are numbered?

...did you click the link?

[Phatt Matt s]

Are you saying my days are numbered?

...did you click the link?

"No Trolling
Trolling is where a person makes a deliberately provocative posting with the aim of inciting an angry response, and is not allowed. As discussions can at times get heated, not all provocative posts will get classed as trolling. However, if a member is found to be making multiple such posts, or appear to only be using the forum to provoke people, they will be in violation of this rule"

Who did I provoke or make angry! 1,000 apologies from me to you! I send you love, high regards, and a request for your mercy, patience, forgiveness, and clemency.

[Darkstar]

Who did I provoke or make angry! 1,000 apologies from me to you! I send you love, high regards, and a request for your mercy, patience, forgiveness, and clemency.

I interpreted it as this:

Word of warning Thunder Cunt. Your sex stories are borderline pornographic, which isn't allowed here. Dial it down.

6. No Pornography
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There is an exception to this rule. The adults only area is dubbed "Area 69." Atheist Forums allows adult material in this forum. For that reason, we prefer any discussion that is explicitly sexual and does not address any other topic to take place here as well. In order to gain entrance to this area, members must go to the area and request entrance. Please take a photo of a picture ID and your member name written on something in the same photo. You can black out all identifying features of the ID, except the photo itself and the year of birth.

Though, at this point I should ask what exactly "discussion of pornography" is, and how his posts break this rule. Maybe...he didn't make a mistake? Could someone please clarify this.

[Phatt Matt s]

Who did I provoke or make angry! 1,000 apologies from me to you! I send you love, high regards, and a request for your mercy, patience, forgiveness, and clemency.

I interpreted it as this:

Word of warning Thunder Cunt. Your sex stories are borderline pornographic, which isn't allowed here. Dial it down.

Though, at this point I should ask what exactly "discussion of pornography" is, and how his posts break this rule. Maybe...he didn't make a mistake? Could someone please clarify this.

Took the words away from me your excellency!

I'll tone it down regardless! I didn't know I was a thorn in anyone's side because no one came across as offended by my sharing a little something about myself, my interests, my hobbies, and my wisdom.

[Phatt Matt s]

Okay, so the thing about my crapping over a valentines day card wasn't true.

The thing about feces was partially true. I did eat my feces years ago on multiple occasions. It didn't taste as bad as you'd think. It was somewhat spicy from what I recall. If I hadn't been on drugs it may have tasted much worse.

I forgot to lock the door and my mom walked in and I had shit all over my face. I told her it wasn't mine lol.

In 2,011 I walked into a Catholic Church (I was alone) urinated in a candle holder and drank my urine multiple times to keep the drugs in my system. I spent all night in the chapel tripping out.

I'm actually not a troll. I'm mentally ill (not expecting you to swallow any poor me pills). My first psyche ward experience was when I was ten years old. I've been in psyche wards, detention centers, correctional facilities, group homes, and foster homes since.

My last stay at a funny farm was mid January. I'm out now and have two weeks sobriety.

If this post was a violation of the rules please let me know before terminating my account. I figured at an atheist forum there would be more freedom of speech than anywhere else on the Internet.

I'm not trying to troll it's just I'm weird, have a weird sense of humor, and it gets me out of depression talking about it.

Also, I don't see what's wrong with having freedom of speech on an introductory thread because if someone doesn't want to see it they can put me on ignore or avoid viewing the thread. I had plans for this thread that have now come to a screeching halt.

Thank you those in charge for evaluating my petition and I eagerly await a response.

I've received some PMs that tell me I'm in trouble. I'm skating on thin Ice fellas

[Rampant.A.I.]

*cough* *cough* *cough*

Are you saying my days are numbered?

Do you predict my end is near?

I love you all! Please hold on to me tight and never let go!

Tell me my presence is appreciated by someone ! :tiger:

...that I might be spared from the Gulag...I'm improving...I promise...

Leprosy doesn't go away overnight you know.

But...it's getting better...Right?