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Can anyone relate?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 19, 2014 at 12:35 pm
(March 17, 2014 at 5:16 pm)rasetsu Wrote: Depends. How many goats is the rapist going to give my father?

I'll never forget that one! Now that's the voice of one crying out in the wilderness If I've ever heard one. An inspiration to us all! Wink
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#132
RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 12:19 am
Did Discipulus ever specify which one Jesus is: the creep or the rapist?
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#133
RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 1:03 am
Hmm... because there is a scientific Adam and Eve... I am somehow related to everyone I will ever possibly FUCK.


Hmmmmmm... NOPE! Doesn't bother me! Just checking. Big Grin
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 3:53 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 3:53 am by Alex K.)
(March 28, 2014 at 1:03 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Hmm... because there is a scientific Adam and Eve... I am somehow related to everyone I will ever possibly FUCK.


Hmmmmmm... NOPE! Doesn't bother me! Just checking. Big Grin

Well, while we're at it, technically when you are eating a carrot you are having cannibalistic oral intercourse with a very distant cousin Big Grin No wonder why they say evolution is immoral.
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 3:56 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 3:57 am by Phatt Matt s.)
I'm not sayin I admire the guy at all but don't exactly understand what he did that was permanently bannable
are we not aloud to come onto women?
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 3:57 am
[Image: crying-with-laughter.gif]
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 3:58 am
R u laughin or cryin?
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 4:00 am
(March 28, 2014 at 3:58 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: R u laughin or cryin?
I am laughing so hard I am CRYING! Big Grin
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 4:03 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 4:04 am by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 28, 2014 at 4:00 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 3:58 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: R u laughin or cryin?
I am laughing so hard I am CRYING! Big Grin

K I'm goin back to area 69 cuz all i wanna do is talk dirty to you...while I play with myself Jerkoff
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RE: Can anyone relate?
March 28, 2014 at 4:15 am
OMG, TC... start a thread in Area 69 for you talking dirty to me!

PLEAAAAAAAAASE?! PRETTY PLEASE?! Big Grin
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