Can I become a Mod?

[Phatt Matt s]

Quite easily done!

Let me just add that the day a screechingly incoherent behatted imbecile becomes modified, you won't see me around here again.

Stimbo that hurts comin from u. I thought we was like peas and carrots.

Has anyone reached 99%warning level and survived? I dont wanna b the first to dangle over damnation by a dingleberry.

[truthBtold]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uzckqO4uIk

At least u stood still while video-ing!!! I need to vomit now

[Cyberman]

Stimbo that hurts comin from u. I thought we was like peas and carrots.

Has anyone reached 99%warning level and survived? I dont wanna b the first to dangle over damnation by a dingleberry.

I calls 'em as I sees 'em. Maybe I went a bit further than I should have, but we can only go by what you choose to share with us. Is the character that came across in your video really the image you want us to base an opinion on?

I don't understand this unhealthy obsession with warning levels and how to fuck with them. If you can refrain from behaving in the way that earned you a warning in the first place, for thirty days, it goes away. Or we could cut the bull and jump straight to a ban, if you prefer.

[Jackalope]

Has anyone reached 99%warning level and survived? I dont wanna b the first to dangle over damnation by a dingleberry.

Under the current configuration, there is no way to reach 99%. 100% yes, but no one has reached that in the two years I've been doing this.

I'd rather hand out a temporary ban rather than put someone at 50% or above. (At 50% you go on post moderation and ain't nobody got time for that.)

Behave yourself and you got nothing to worry about.

[Ryantology]

I should be a moderator because this is an atheist forum and I have eaten the most babies.

[Marsellus Wallace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uzckqO4uIk

LOL

[Jackalope]

I should be a moderator because this is an atheist forum and I have eaten the most babies.

You should be careful what you wish for. :p

[Esquilax]

I should be a moderator because this is an atheist forum and I have eaten the most babies.

The mod initiation test involves speed-eating babies, competing against one of those competitive eaters. It's really quite inspiring, watching those guys shovel them babies down.

[sven]

Well, you've got a lot of personality! I liked the vid.

[Jackalope]

I should be a moderator because this is an atheist forum and I have eaten the most babies.

The mod initiation test involves speed-eating babies, competing against one of those competitive eaters. It's really quite inspiring, watching those guys shovel them babies down.

It's the hazing month that torpedoes most of them. Cleaning the staff restroom and lounge? <shudder>. At least we don't make candidates memorize and recite all 100+ pages of the now defunct "Aren't you atheists taking a big risk?" thread anymore.