Pope "Abuse" Letter dissected

[Shinylight]

I don't think of a penis, I just assumed that a purple dinosaur would have a huge penis

With most purple dinosaurs that may be true...

But Barney is a clearly a woman...


Look: Wide hips, fat ass, large mouth (for gossiping with the green and yellow ladies), good with kids, a large probability that it has a vagina (just look at how the legs come together...), and for FUCK'S SAKE: it's pink-purple. Notable: the deep voice and the lack of breasts are the joint result of sexual hormone therapy and surgical removal. The reason her bottom is not affected like her top is that she has a fat ass.

So no... this purple dinosaur does not have a large penis. And even if it did: it's singing is uglier.

Barney is male, I asked HIM once.

I'm pretty sure that men can be good with kids too

It must've been castrated, or his penis is 'tucked away'

[Dotard]

AF has sunk to a new low. Thread derailed into discussing if Barney has a penis.


(insert eyeroll emoticon here)

[Violet]

Barney is male, I asked HIM once.

I'm pretty sure that men can be good with kids too

It must've been castrated, or his penis is 'tucked away'

Screenshot or it didn't happen? But really, who is this "HIM" you're referring to?

Indeed they can... but men can't make a good kid's meal the way a woman can. I could go through all of the different cuts and how to cook and dress the meat... but I worry for the squeamish

According to some people... if you don't have a penis: you're not a man. This is not my view, but I will jokingly refer to it As for "tucked away": if it were a penis of any considerable magnitude, doing so would not be possible. Or are you just possibly suggesting that Barney's "fat ass" is instead his balls and the entire green area the penis?

The images I get looking at the picture under that latest interpretation are... disturbing...

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AF has sunk to a new low. Thread derailed into discussing if Barney has a penis.


(insert eyeroll emoticon here)

Oh fine

Yaaaay Dawkins and Hitchens! Arrest the pope! Yadayadabandwagon-hop-on! Woot!

Thread back on topic now?

[Shinylight]

Barney is male, I asked HIM once.

I'm pretty sure that men can be good with kids too

It must've been castrated, or his penis is 'tucked away'

Screenshot or it didn't happen? But really, who is this "HIM" you're referring to?

Indeed they can... but men can't make a good kid's meal the way a woman can. I could go through all of the different cuts and how to cook and dress the meat... but I worry for the squeamish

According to some people... if you don't have a penis: you're not a man. This is not my view, but I will jokingly refer to it As for "tucked away": if it were a penis of any considerable magnitude, doing so would not be possible. Or are you just possibly suggesting that Barney's "fat ass" is instead his balls and the entire green area the penis?

The images I get looking at the picture under that latest interpretation are... disturbing...

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He simply pulls it backwards and hides it between his enormous buttcheeks, he clenches to make sure nothing falls out of course.

Are you saying men are bad cooks?

[Violet]

He simply pulls it backwards and hides it between his enormous buttcheeks, he clenches to make sure nothing falls out of course.

Are you saying men are bad cooks?

But then that still doesn't address the problem of it's 'enormity'... if it's small enough to be "hidden" like that... then it really isn't all that much bigger than your average man dick (if insanely more flexible). At the very least... your hypothesis gives an explanation for why he looks like he has a stick up his ass.

As for men being bad cooks: No, they are in fact little different than women when it comes to cooking... but when it comes to eating one's own children: women have the right idea It's even in the Bible!

[Shinylight]

But then that still doesn't address the problem of it's 'enormity'... if it's small enough to be "hidden" like that... then it really isn't all that much bigger than your average man dick (if insanely more flexible). At the very least... your hypothesis gives an explanation for why he looks like he has a stick up his ass.

As for men being bad cooks: No, they are in fact little different than women when it comes to cooking... but when it comes to eating one's own children: women have the right idea It's even in the Bible!

He is a grower not a shower (I'm not talking about what people wash in )

I wonder what children taste like

[Violet]

He is a grower not a shower (I'm not talking about what people wash in )

A valid hypothesis... very well. I concede: Barney may in fact be a male (with a penis).

I wonder what children taste like

Mmnm.... a bit like chicken, actually. But ohhh so tender... like imagine chicken with the texture of lamb. Shame its so hard to fatten them up before you kill them and eat them...

[Shinylight]

I wonder what children taste like

Mmnm.... a bit like chicken, actually. But ohhh so tender... like imagine chicken with the texture of lamb. Shame its so hard to fatten them up before you kill them and eat them...

Not to mention it is quite frowned upon nowadays

[Violet]

Not to mention it is quite frowned upon nowadays

People (and society as a whole) tend to frown upon anything atypical. But the truth is: children are delicious, and anyone who hasn't tried it is missing out.

Further proof females are better at cooking children: they prepared the damn thing for a good 8+ months... they nurtured and sheltered it from that point until the time it is cooked. I'd say that even if a male cooked the kid: the female did most of the work in the kitchen anyhow.