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How smart are birds?
#11
RE: How smart are birds?
A couple of crows came 'round the house the other day selling encyclopedias.

Encyclopedias no less! Haven't they heard of the internet?

On second thought, they may have been casing the place to steal one of my shiny objects.
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#12
RE: How smart are birds?
(April 17, 2014 at 12:40 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: A couple of crows came 'round the house the other day selling encyclopedias.

Encyclopedias no less! Haven't they heard of the internet?

On second thought, they may have been casing the place to steal one of my shiny objects.

How many bold pates do you have?

Angel
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#13
RE: How smart are birds?
Have researchers explored the possibility that cognition isn't solely centered in the brain? I'm not suggesting anything spiritual, but there are a number of other plexuses and ganglia around the body. I realize that in people, the brain is at least the primary source of self awareness as evidenced by what happens when it is damaged/drugged. But is that the case in other animals? The description of dinosaurs as stupid (brain the size of a walnut yada, yada) could be ill conceived if they processed or pre-processed information elsewhere.
It would bring a whole new meaning to, "thinking with your gut."
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#14
RE: How smart are birds?
There's a sparrow reading over my shoulder right now....true story.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#15
RE: How smart are birds?
(April 18, 2014 at 11:37 am)JuliaL Wrote: Have researchers explored the possibility that cognition isn't solely centered in the brain? I'm not suggesting anything spiritual, but there are a number of other plexuses and ganglia around the body. I realize that in people, the brain is at least the primary source of self awareness as evidenced by what happens when it is damaged/drugged. But is that the case in other animals? The description of dinosaurs as stupid (brain the size of a walnut yada, yada) could be ill conceived if they processed or pre-processed information elsewhere.
It would bring a whole new meaning to, "thinking with your gut."

Thinking with your guts right now, arn't you?
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#16
RE: How smart are birds?
Yes birds are very smart.. Noah sent a bird to see if the flood waters were gone... the bird came back and said "yes" the ground is dry... STUPID ASS! and the bird then said to god, what r u an asshole too.. birds will survive a flood ......... the end...
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#17
RE: How smart are birds?
smart enough to be a bird without going to one bird class.
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#18
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I don't care how smart a bird is, they're still freaky and unnatural! All flying creatures are creepy!
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#19
RE: How smart are birds?
(April 22, 2014 at 1:36 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I don't care how smart a bird is, they're still freaky and unnatural! All flying creatures are creepy!

What about a floating cross, that came out of jesus tomb and flew up into heaven. Does that creep u out.. does for me..... Gospel of thomas.
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#20
RE: How smart are birds?
(April 22, 2014 at 1:40 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(April 22, 2014 at 1:36 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I don't care how smart a bird is, they're still freaky and unnatural! All flying creatures are creepy!

What about a floating cross, that came out of jesus tomb and flew up into heaven. Does that creep u out.. does for me..... Gospel of thomas.

Yep! They only floaty things that don't scare me are airplanes and kites!
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