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Bible Belt Bull Shit and Generally Ignorant Americans
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Bible Belt Bull Shit and Generally Ignorant Americans
God damn sometimes I really really hate Americans. [Image: Cherna-facepalm.gif]

Article Wrote:Olivia McConnell noticed was missing from among her home’s 50 official symbols was a fossil. So last year, the eight-year-old science enthusiast wrote to the governor and her representatives to nominate the Columbian mammoth.

First, an objecting state senator attached three verses from Genesis to the act, outlining God’s creation of all living creatures. Then, after other lawmakers spiked the amendment as out of order for its introduction of the divinity, he took another crack, specifying that the Columbian mammoth “was created on the sixth day with the other beasts of the field.”


It goes on an on. Click if you want to be disheartened.
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RE: Bible Belt Bull Shit and Generally Ignorant Americans
South Carolina, again. Trying to rival Texas for dumbest of the dumb!
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(May 21, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: South Carolina, again. Trying to rival Texas for dumbest of the dumb!

Nobody can rival you for that title though, Texas, or otherwise.
"Inside every Liberal there's a Totalitarian screaming to get out"

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Quote: JohnDG...
Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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(May 21, 2014 at 11:08 pm)Cinjin Wrote: God damn sometimes I really really hate Americans. [Image: Cherna-facepalm.gif]

Article Wrote:Olivia McConnell noticed was missing from among her home’s 50 official symbols was a fossil. So last year, the eight-year-old science enthusiast wrote to the governor and her representatives to nominate the Columbian mammoth.

First, an objecting state senator attached three verses from Genesis to the act, outlining God’s creation of all living creatures. Then, after other lawmakers spiked the amendment as out of order for its introduction of the divinity, he took another crack, specifying that the Columbian mammoth “was created on the sixth day with the other beasts of the field.”


It goes on an on. Click if you want to be disheartened.

Didn't the bill finally pass, though?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(May 22, 2014 at 3:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: Didn't the bill finally pass, though?

Yes. And without the dipshit creationist amendment.

http://io9.com/a-mammoth-victory-over-cr...+spacemika
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(May 22, 2014 at 3:48 pm)Cato Wrote:
(May 22, 2014 at 3:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: Didn't the bill finally pass, though?

Yes. And without the dipshit creationist amendment.

http://io9.com/a-mammoth-victory-over-cr...+spacemika

I was glad to hear that.

I'm so sick of these petty creationists and their bullshit.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Bible Belt Bull Shit and Generally Ignorant Americans
Good for them, and in turn for all of us. It's insane how far they try to go to pass their beliefs as fact.
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(May 22, 2014 at 3:29 pm)A Theist Wrote:
(May 21, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: South Carolina, again. Trying to rival Texas for dumbest of the dumb!

Nobody can rival you for that title though, Texas, or otherwise.

I'm never upset when I piss off white supremacists.

Just the way I'm built, asswipe.
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(May 22, 2014 at 4:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 22, 2014 at 3:29 pm)A Theist Wrote: Nobody can rival you for that title though, Texas, or otherwise.

I'm never upset when I piss off white supremacists.

Just the way I'm built, asswipe.

Yeah, I'm kind of the same way. I'm never upset when I can piss off a few old hippies.

Woodstock sucked.
"Inside every Liberal there's a Totalitarian screaming to get out"

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Quote: JohnDG...
Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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I agree.... I didn't go and I was in upstate NY at the time.

Try again, Adolf.
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