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The Unlimited Supply Game
#61
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 3:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited sex with my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend won't let you do anything but have sex with her.

I was thinking more like "... but not for you."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#62
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 3:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: You're in solitary confinement in prison.

Unlimited sex with my girlfriend.

I saw that one coming.

Your girlfriend won't let you do anything but have sex with her.

That's not a problem. I'd at least die happy. Tongue

Unlimited pasta and breadsticks.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#63
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
All mouldy and rotten.

Infinite phone talktime.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#64
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: All mouldy and rotten.

Infinite phone talktime.

It's on AT&T so you get infinitely billed for it.

Unlimited soda without it being bad for me.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#65
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
You get it right after everyone in the world is done geting some.

infinite energy
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#66
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:00 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: All mouldy and rotten.

Infinite phone talktime.

It's on AT&T so you get infinitely billed for it.

Unlimited soda without it being bad for me.
...and an infinitely long line to use the bathroom.

Unlimited access to area 51.
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#67
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:09 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Unlimited access to area 51.

Aliens gave you herpes.

Unlimited happy hour.
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#68
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:12 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 4:09 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Unlimited access to area 51.

Aliens gave you herpes.

Unlimited happy hour.

They serve non-alcoholic beer.

Unlimited time in the day.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#69
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
...in a kiddie bar.

Unlimited music collection.
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#70
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
You can only use your mother's breast milk.

Dating Emma Watson...

Fuck. Ninja'd. Don't mind me.

Fucking played it wrong anyway Facepalm
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