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The Unlimited Supply Game

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The Unlimited Supply Game
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#41
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 12:57 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2014 at 12:58 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
You are insane.

Unlimited clean underwear in your size.
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#42
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 12:59 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 12:57 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Without any control of your own bowel movements. Or you are insane.

Unlimited clean underwear in your size.

You can never wear anything BUT the underwear.

Unlimited perfectly-tailored suits.
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#43
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 1:01 pm
...made of shark skin.

Unlimited cell phone minutes.
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#44
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 1:03 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 1:01 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: ...made of shark skin.

Unlimited cell phone minutes.

(that's supposed to be a limitation? That would be awesome!)
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#45
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm by Cato.)
(August 7, 2014 at 12:48 pm)Chad32 Wrote: unlimited control over my environment. Just try to screw that up! Actually I can already think of something, but let's see if other people say it.

(I would have made Pluto your environment.)
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#46
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 1:01 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: ...made of shark skin.

Unlimited cell phone minutes.

Marooned on a deserted island.

Unlimited cookies.
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#47
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 1:51 pm
-sugar free fat free vegan cookies, with humus frosting.

For my wife to have an infinite tap on her beer flavored nipples.
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#48
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm
You're at the back of an equally infinite queue.

Infinite show-stopping one-line gags.
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#49
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:02 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Infinite show-stopping one-line gags.

Infinite gagging.

Unlimited oral sex.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:05 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 2:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Infinite show-stopping one-line gags.

Infinite gagging.

Unlimited oral sex.

Given by pencil sharpeners.

Unlimited Game of Thrones episodes.
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