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The Unlimited Supply Game
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 10:19 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Reverend Moon.

Unlimited metabolism for vodka.

Granted. You lose control of bladder function.

Unlimited porn.

It's all of stuff you don't like.

Unlimited Chinese food.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 10:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'd best not mention the faggots and grey peas I had for lunch, then.

(Why, Stimbo, I had no idea you swung that way. Angel)
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 10:45 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited Chinese food.

It's all subgum chow mein, no soy sauce.

Unlimited weed.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Dandelions, thistles, and sticky-patch.

Unlimited supply of good will.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Towards other people than you.

A great chef always cooks great food for me and someone else pays for it.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Unfortunately you contract food allergies to everything but calf's' brains and pickled chicken's feet.

Unlimited time.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Unfortunately you contract food allergies to everything but calf's' brains and pickled chicken's feet.

Unlimited time.

In solitary confinement.

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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 11:05 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Unfortunately you contract food allergies to everything but calf's' brains and pickled chicken's feet.

Unlimited time.

In solitary confinement.

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Your apprentice throws you to your death into the Death Star power reactor.

Unlimited chocolate.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 11:05 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: In solitary confinement.

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Your apprentice throws you to your death into the Death Star power reactor.

Unlimited chocolate.

I can't believe I was tossed down the power reactor by my intern!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAKXK_aLeA

But I also turn you into a dog so you can't eat the chocolate.

My teeth stay white and clean forever.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 10:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'd best not mention the faggots and grey peas I had for lunch, then.

Losty, please don't assume Stimbo and myself had each other!
I wouldn't want people to think we're a little queer!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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