Poison pen.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Keep a word, change a word
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Poison pen.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
fountain pen
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
pig pen
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Keep a word, change a word
September 4, 2014 at 5:52 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 5:53 pm by Jackalope.)
shit fountain
Fuck, ninja'd by boru. (September 4, 2014 at 5:52 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: shit fountain Shit storm. [and you got what you deserved for Vogonating the board] Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Shit pickles
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
dill pickles
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Dough nuts
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Itchy nuts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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