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Confessions
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 (September 13, 2014 at 1:00 pm)Losty Wrote: Confessions I look at the kudos list and wish I could be as cool as Mini I look at the Kudos list and it's mostly just you, because everyone else hates me lol.
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.
I have very few secrets at this point in my life except my dedicated following of a penis enhancement regime which has increased the length of my dick from 5.8 inches to 6.2 in four months and added noticable girth. If I live long enough in a few years I'll be in possession of something I've always wanted, a big donger. (That's Australian slang for dick)
http://www.pegym.com/forums/ Be warned any of you who think this a good idea on first reading, a very time consuming and disciplined effort is required over a long period of time and must be conducted with great care to avoid detrimental effects.
The Human Race is insane.
 (July 14, 2014 at 6:26 am)Losty Wrote: Tell me all your secrets. No really they're safe here Oh jeebus, I love strawberry wine!  RE: Confessions
September 15, 2014 at 8:02 am
(This post was last modified: September 15, 2014 at 8:05 am by Little lunch.)
That's a hell of a confession.
I wish I had a big donger too. Flying solo could be much more realistic. :-) (September 15, 2014 at 8:02 am)Little lunch Wrote: That's a hell of a confession. Whoops. I'm talking about the second last post before me. :-) Well, didn't I fuck that up! Haha. :-) RE: Confessions
September 15, 2014 at 8:42 am
(This post was last modified: September 15, 2014 at 8:43 am by dissily mordentroge.)
(August 4, 2014 at 11:55 am)c172 Wrote: Also, did I just dangle a modifier?!I'm not sure, I'm too busy modifying my dangler ! 
The Human Race is insane.
I always thought I could carry a tune, but I once recorded myself singing just so I could hear myself without the accompanying music and voice and I was horrified.
Think of the American Idol auditions you laugh and point at, partly because they're so bad, but partly because they don't know how bad they are. That's me. 
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
Yeah, but you admit you're clueless. Those idol contestants decided to find out on network TV...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould  (September 15, 2014 at 5:12 am)Godslayer Wrote:(September 13, 2014 at 1:00 pm)Losty Wrote: Confessions I look at the kudos list and wish I could be as cool as Mini Why should anyone hate you? That's crazy talk. :hugs: 
Well me and my GF broke up this weekend, is that a confession? lol
![[Image: grumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-_GaCN-f8ZFo%2FUNfmimTyf4I%2FAAAAAAAANmk%2FoakT_wL319U%2Fs1600%2Fgrumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg) I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul. |
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