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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 3:39 am
Oh yeah. Esq posted about this somewhere else on the forum. I read the whole thing. She's doing a horrible disservice to her children and to her fellow Christians. Did she even read the books? I don't think she did...
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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 3:46 am
Perhaps Jesus should whisper in her ear that Ms. Rowling knows a lawyer or six...
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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 3:46 am
How sad that Harry Potter, as written, is taboo for her children. What does that say about their faith? Swayed by J.K. Rowling...I see homeschooling in these children's future.
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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 3:56 am
WTF is wrong with you, America? I mean, Italy is the Vatican's lackey, but seriously the most we get are pro-lifers and homophobes... I hate to admit it, but we're lucky to have so many Catholics. At least they are rational (well, to an extent).
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 4:25 am
Rewrite harry potter? I kind of am interested what she will change in a book that is entirely about stuff completely rejected by the bible? Maybe Voldemort is the devil and harry is the son of Michael or Gabriel, but what about Dumbledore? Is there a bearded character like that in the Bible? Hmm, maybe he becomes Moses...
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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 4:34 am
(September 26, 2014 at 4:16 am)fr0d0 Wrote: (September 26, 2014 at 3:56 am)oukoida Wrote: I hate to admit it, but we're lucky to have so many Catholics. At least they are rational (well, to an extent).
Hobson's choice
*bites tongue* lol 
We're lucky *compared to the US*
The Catholic church costs around 6 billion Euros to Italian taxpayers, so it's pretty shitty anyways... Especially in times like these.
At least we don't get the fundies!
inb4 child molesters
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
