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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 6:59 pm
Your name is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and you sport an ugly-ass beard.
Unlimited ability to diffuse reason
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Irrational people Eat you mangia mangia
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 7:09 pm
You can't feed them and slowly watch them starve to death.
Unlimited pizza
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Made by a Mongolian nomad
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 28, 2014 at 4:27 am
...to look at.
Unlimited free plane tickets
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 28, 2014 at 7:56 am
To Saudi Arabia
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 28, 2014 at 11:30 am
...that just make them enraged and they stone you.
Unlimited immunity to stoning. (ShaMan, I know you're here~~
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 28, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Your weed dealer goes broke.
Unlimited weed.
Boru
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 28, 2014 at 2:33 pm
You live on Mars
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