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De-Motivational
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#891
RE: De-Motivational
August 23, 2014 at 11:03 am
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#892
RE: De-Motivational
September 27, 2014 at 3:40 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2014 at 3:40 am by MountainsWinAgain.)
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

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#893
RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 1:47 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#894
RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 5:32 pm
(August 23, 2014 at 11:03 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: [Image: life_is_short_play_naked.jpg]

Now that's an onion.

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RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 5:43 pm
(October 7, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 23, 2014 at 11:03 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: [Image: life_is_short_play_naked.jpg]

Now that's an onion.

Confusedhock:

A BUM!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 5:45 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(October 7, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 7, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Now that's an onion.

Confusedhock:

A BUM!

I would eat breakfast off that ass.

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RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 6:22 pm
(October 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(October 7, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: Confusedhock:

A BUM!

I would eat breakfast off that ass.

As long as you don't try to eat dessert first . . .

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RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 6:27 pm
I would eat that arse for breakfast.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
October 7, 2014 at 9:44 pm
(October 7, 2014 at 6:22 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I would eat breakfast off that ass.

As long as you don't try to eat dessert first . . .

Tongue

Nah, pancakes and syrup and a little bit o' soul.

Lots of syrup.

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