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RE: De-Motivational
June 3, 2014 at 5:43 am
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RE: De-Motivational
June 3, 2014 at 2:33 pm


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RE: De-Motivational
June 3, 2014 at 10:13 pm
(June 2, 2014 at 10:09 am)vorlon13 Wrote: That second giraffe is kinda hot . . . .

Gives new meaning to the term "deep throat" doesn't it.
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RE: De-Motivational
June 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm
I'm sensitive to stomach acid secretions.
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RE: De-Motivational
June 6, 2014 at 4:03 pm (This post was last modified: June 6, 2014 at 4:03 pm by Marsellus Wallace.)
"But I tried , didn't I ? ..... goddammit, at least I did that "
--M.P.McMurphy from the movie called "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
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RE: De-Motivational
June 6, 2014 at 4:04 pm
What an treat,

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RE: De-Motivational
June 6, 2014 at 4:29 pm
(June 6, 2014 at 4:04 pm)MountainsWinAgain Wrote: <removed>

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RE: De-Motivational
June 8, 2014 at 6:48 am
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RE: De-Motivational
June 11, 2014 at 5:13 am (This post was last modified: June 11, 2014 at 5:16 am by MountainsWinAgain.)
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Montaigne had a lot of great lines.
My favourite: "Kings and philosophers shit, and so do ladies."
No matter how much someone tries to make themselves seem super-human or beyond the trivialities of life, just remember that they also have to squeeze foul-smelling crap out of their asshole on a daily basis. Pooping is the great equalizer.

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RE: De-Motivational
June 11, 2014 at 5:32 am
ahem...

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